Like Father Like Son

mo guan shan: so, what's for dinner?

he tian, staring at the food he just burnt: regret.

i couldn't believe it, so i went to check...

what tHE FUCK???!??!?

its been over a year since mo was attacked, I'm just.... is time even real are we even here rn???

*3 months after they started living together*

he tian: ah, guan shan, now i have a plump tummy because of you. i need to exercise more to get back in shape.

mo guan shan, smiling: finally you eat normally and don't skip meals... you don't have to lose weight, tian. i love your smile more than the perfect body.

he tian: *almost crying*

*he tian and mo guan shan snuglled up in bed*

he tian: *beams*

mo: what are you smiling at?

he tian: imagine, i wake up, and my husband turns out to be a man from my dreams!

mo guan shan, chuckling: you're disgusting. *kisses he tian*

little mo is little indeed~

he tian is, like, on a completely different level. this man kissed his beloved one on the cheek, and boom, they're already married.

mo guan shan: why do you have to be so tall?

he tian: would you like me on my knees?

mo guan shan: the fuck??

he tian: you want to fuck?

mgs in the bathroom, furiously whispering: what're you doing, you idiot?!

*muffled sounds*

ht: what's wrong? i really need to kiss you.

mgs: my MUM is 10 meters away! she'll hear EVERYTHI-

*long 5 minutes of agressive kissing*

mgs: i hate you. you're the worst.

ht: i love you too, momo.

mrs mo in the kitchen: am i a joke to you?

jian yi in elementary school: