They Said You Can Do Anything You Want But I Cannot Become A Cryptid And Crawl Into The Night So They

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His hair is now...well dyed 😱

Sam and Celia didn’t mention Gerry’s hair. THEY DIDNT MENTION HIM HAVING BADLY DYED HAIR.

Every time he was mentioned in TMA, his bad hair comes up. Does he not have black hair now? Is he even goth??

I bet he doesn’t even have the eye tattoos if his life here is completely different…

In s5 of TMA Jon mentioned kids have more basic fears, like the Dark. What if they were building a whole other fear? Or trying to unite them into one power, alchemy style?

Hey Jonah. Jonah Magnus. Jimmy Magma. Why did you, the head of an institute dedicated to worshipping and feeding the fear god of knowledge, need a bunch of young, gifted children who would probably know more than other children their age?? Be honest with me Jonah. Did you need them for an attempt at a ritual?? You can be honest

UFO Photograph ~ Switzerland (1975) by Billy Meier ~ The flying saucer that would later hang in Fox Mulder’s office

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That's what I'm fucking talking about

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ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon these wretched things *points to resume*

You cannot quit the Archives even if there's an apocalypse and you die and get exported to another universe. You still gotta read statements.

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TMAGP I'm so thirsty

One drop of mercy, Mr. TMAGP, please

Praying for sweet gay rain that is .jmj

MAG 199's "Can I have a cigarette" really fucked me. I knew how significant it must be, but somehow it still got me when the consequences made their gleeful appearance.