If Your Ghost And Your Zombie Body Fall In Love Postmortem Does That Qualify As Incest Or Just Overly

@strex-and-the-city

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

Can we all take a moment to be thankful that Johnny from those weird videos calls his dad Papa and not Daddy

gay as fuck for a guy to be left handed to be honest. why do you need that sort of dexterity? to unbutton other men’s shirts?

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on all levels except physical I'm dead

I'm sorry the clogs stay ON during sex

Sometimes my mind is *blows bubbles into a glass of milk* and other times it's *stares off into distance waiting for 1 singular thought to occur* could be both at once

If it's army green, navy blue, and some people say maroon is Navy red we can then take that trend and say mustard yellow is Navy yellow and what ever the orange and purple colors of army are, are army those since this naming scheme seen to be secondary colors are army and primary colors are navy. Because of this I say the tertiary colors are marine.

If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes

I am not a violent person but I’m about to be