Can We All Take A Moment To Be Thankful That Johnny From Those Weird Videos Calls His Dad Papa And Not

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Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

What if Medusas pubes where snakes too like she could eat herself out

The dad from the wild thornberrys exclames a good "gushing" when ever her stops for a breath while he eats his wife out.

my username may be putinsactualbigdick but nowadays its all about the putussy y'know

The lyrics "she wears short shorts, I wear t-shirts" suggest that she is Mikey Mousing it, while Taylor is over hear Winnie the poohing it. Both of which aren't appropriate for being the cheer captain or in the bleachers

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

I'm sorry the clogs stay ON during sex

I didn’t need my heart anyway just take that with you tama.

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I just remembered for fun as a kid I did the bloody Mary thing for fun