I Just Remembered For Fun As A Kid I Did The Bloody Mary Thing For Fun

I'm sorry the clogs stay ON during sex

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

cum is the fifth humor

Every once in a while Tumblr just falls over and starts convulsing and its entire user base just kinda. stares at it disapprovingly for a bit.

on all levels except physical I'm dead

If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes

I am not a violent person but I’m about to be

is a song about a necromancer rising someones will to live from the dead

It's so weird getting a new follower on tumblr it's like

Whoa who brought you to this cursed corner of the site

Here's this side of the conversation just in case anyone wants to read the whole thing. I'm glad that @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow and I could have a good civil conversation and agree that this is a problem that has multiple sides and problems. When you have a civil conversation like this you can come to a more mutual agreement and understand each other's points and ideas. I'm most glad that my user name wasn't pointed out or asked about since it's basically just a big joke.

Serious congrats to @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow for actually being a civilized person with a nice blend of opinions and facts in a political post

You go, @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow