If You Listen Closely To Dishwashers, You Can Hear The Slurping Sound Of The Hundreds Of Tongues Inside

cum is the fifth humor

Sometimes my mind is *blows bubbles into a glass of milk* and other times it's *stares off into distance waiting for 1 singular thought to occur* could be both at once

Scene: two friends having a conversation in a living room

Fr1(rob): you know what they don't tell you enough growing up?

*enter random 3rd dude stage left*

Fr3(george) DUDE, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Fr2(Dickard) :yeah dude, not even once

Spiciness is just BDSM diet and you can't tell me otherwise

My friend needs your feedback!! He runs a website [Lingopie] where you can learn a language by watching TV shows and movies.

As a polyglot, he is super passionate about learning and teaching languages and wants to help students and language learners succeed. He has been working on this project 24/7, so your feedback would make his day! Here is the problem:

His website is still young, so they have limited funds to obtain licenses for movies and television shows. To help as many people as possible, he is wondering what languages you would like to learn or have exams for, so he can focus on expanding the media collection for these languages. I really like him and want his project to succeed, so I created a form where you can vote.

The following languages are available at the moment: Japanese 🇯🇵, Korean 🇰🇷, Spanish 🇪🇸, French 🇫🇷, German 🇩🇪, Italian 🇮🇹, Portuguese 🇵🇹 and English 🇺🇸

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“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

OG johnny Johnny yASSSS

I am SO happy Johnny Johnny is trending because now I can share my absolute FAVORITE version in the world

In the saying "I'm vaccinated, caffeinated, and freshly masturbated. I'm ready to take today by the balls(consensualy of course)" the phrase brings the question of how long does the 'freshly masturbated' effect last for. It can't be very short with how infrequently people masturbated compared to other things like eating or pissing. So the philosophical question of the day is what counts as freshly masturbated.

Who gave Nick the right to make patrick so thiccccccc

I didn’t need my heart anyway just take that with you tama.

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