Sometimes My Mind Is *blows Bubbles Into A Glass Of Milk* And Other Times It's *stares Off Into Distance

cum is the fifth humor

gay as fuck for a guy to be left handed to be honest. why do you need that sort of dexterity? to unbutton other men’s shirts?

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

Spiciness is just BDSM diet and you can't tell me otherwise

What if Medusas pubes where snakes too like she could eat herself out

Every once in a while Tumblr just falls over and starts convulsing and its entire user base just kinda. stares at it disapprovingly for a bit.

An octopus will become a fleshy if shown tentacle porn and have been proven to be aroused by the tentacle porn after which will try to fuck humans instead of other octopussies

Everytime you watch family related porn or call your partner "daddy or mommy" your just proving Sigmund Freud right and that's just ain't it right that, I ain't taking the L that is Freud winning.

Scene: two friends having a conversation in a living room

Fr1(rob): you know what they don't tell you enough growing up?

*enter random 3rd dude stage left*

Fr3(george) DUDE, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Fr2(Dickard) :yeah dude, not even once