In The Saying "I'm Vaccinated, Caffeinated, And Freshly Masturbated. I'm Ready To Take Today By The Balls(consensualy
In the saying "I'm vaccinated, caffeinated, and freshly masturbated. I'm ready to take today by the balls(consensualy of course)" the phrase brings the question of how long does the 'freshly masturbated' effect last for. It can't be very short with how infrequently people masturbated compared to other things like eating or pissing. So the philosophical question of the day is what counts as freshly masturbated.
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