Is A Song About A Necromancer Rising Someones Will To Live From The Dead

My new best friend.

A Ravenclaw about any dog or cat that looks at them (via ravenclawravings)

ME THOU!!

Here's this side of the conversation just in case anyone wants to read the whole thing. I'm glad that @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow and I could have a good civil conversation and agree that this is a problem that has multiple sides and problems. When you have a civil conversation like this you can come to a more mutual agreement and understand each other's points and ideas. I'm most glad that my user name wasn't pointed out or asked about since it's basically just a big joke.

Serious congrats to @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow for actually being a civilized person with a nice blend of opinions and facts in a political post

You go, @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow

Sometimes my mind is *blows bubbles into a glass of milk* and other times it's *stares off into distance waiting for 1 singular thought to occur* could be both at once

cum is the fifth humor

This generation may be powerful but also like we finna be 69 up in here still using the weird saying of Jared 19 and have people not understand but just say what your 76 and your name ain't even Jared wtf do you mean then in the old folks home you'll hear a chorus of "never fucken learned how to read" but like this entire gen that understands can go off with our weird sayings

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

Who gave Nick the right to make patrick so thiccccccc

Scene: two friends having a conversation in a living room

Fr1(rob): you know what they don't tell you enough growing up?

*enter random 3rd dude stage left*

Fr3(george) DUDE, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Fr2(Dickard) :yeah dude, not even once

could you imagine if there was just like "comedic" commentary from a disembodied voice in porn like two peeps just be fuck'n and you just hear *shlap shlap shlap* they aren't the only thing cumming tonight *shlap shlap shlap* so are many tears as I cry myself to sleep from the crushing loneliness *shlap shlap shlap*