Lol I Saw The Blooper Right After This And It Is Amazing😂 Alyson Yelling "I KISSED NEIL!" Is Truly

I just love how a lot of these are Rosa Diaz quotes

Lollll my dad saw the calum one on my phone and asked me "who is that asian boy you love so much?" And i almost cried

5SOS LOCKSCREENS

like or reblog if you use💜 (took my two hours so i hope you like it)

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 13/?

El professor: *answering the phone* heaven, this is God, how can I help you?

Inspectora Sierra: if I didn't know exactly who I'm calling, I would've hung up immediately.

Lol for valentine's day the seniors had this thing where you pay them 3$ and they send a romantic poem of your choice to anyone you want so we sent one to our math teacher and she laughed so hard omg

In memoriam of my killer queen baby, i absolutely adore her, mi vida<3

You don’t love anyone? Of course you don’t, darling. You don’t have the balls for it. To love you need courage.

Pleaseee i really could enjoy some asks now

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

David is me at any given situation

“are you seriusly gonna keep that?”

Nervous baby, avoiding eye contact cause he knew he fucked up

Sup dudes, in case you were wondering, these are my fandoms:

tv shows:

Brooklyn 99

The good place

Lucifer

The umbrella academy

How to get away with murder

The office

Sherlock

The big bang theory

Killing eve

How I met your mother

The end of the f***ing world

Fauda

La casa de papel (Money heist)

Shadowhunters

New girl

Suits

Wandavision

The Falcon And The Winter Soldier

Schitt's creek

movies:

Marvel

Star wars

Disney

Ocean's franchise

Hamilton (does that count as a movie?)

music:

5 Seconds Of Summer

Yungblud

Nirvana

Taylor Swift

(A shitload of other artists on the scale of Ed Sheeran to Machine Gun Kelly that i didnt write bc it will literally take hours)

books:

Harry potter

The infernal devices

The mortal instruments

The selection

Percy Jackson

The Hunger games

John Green novels

Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda

(crossed: i used to be obsessed but barely involved now) (italics: I didn't finish yet so no spoilers pls)

If you're a part of any of these fandom you're more than welcome to follow me and I'll check you out too <3 feel free to message me about everything/ask questions

Also if you're a sexist/racist/homophobe/antisemitic please get away from this blog bc this is a safe place for everyone

Feel free to ask <3

weird asks

Where do you stand on lotion: yay or nay? Why?

What’s the average length of a shower for you? A bath?

What’s something you regret buying, but you just can’t get rid of it?

What villain do you believe is most worthy of a redemption arc?

What was your favorite school project you ever made?

What role do you take on when you have to do a group project? (for example: leader, delegator, slacker, etc.)

What’s a funny mistake you’ve made recently?

What would be your reaction if one of your parents said they were having another kid?

What were you almost named as a baby?

What book have you been avoiding reading and why?

Favorite head phone brand?

Favorite scent?

Favorite idiom?

How many friends do you have that don’t live in the same country as you?

What is always in your wallet that doesn’t need to be?

How big is too big for a wallet?

What class did you write the best notes in? What grade did you get?

What was your pet peeve when you had a substitute teacher in school?

 What is a strange red flag you have when pursuing a relationship?

What do you look for in someone’s online dating profile?

How many people have you thought “Glad I don’t have to interact with them ever again” about?

What do you NOT want on your tombstone?

How many couches do you want in your residence?

What is the strangest website you have bookmarked?

What is your typical number of windows/tabs open on your computer?

How often do you restart your computer? Your phone?

Do you follow the expiration date on food?

What is the coolest name that you would never name a real human child?

What fish scares you the most?

How do you feel about snails?