Lollll My Dad Saw The Calum One On My Phone And Asked Me "who Is That Asian Boy You Love So Much?" And

And both can reference to sex

When people “nail” something, they did a great job. When they “screw” something, they ruined it.

we’re the fandom that still waits

Ppl complaining about their ships not becoming canon: Authors gave us so many hints! And we got nothing! I am so dissapointed!

Johnlock fans:

Valentine (2018) // Wildflower (2020)

doing this without being tagged like the bad bitch that i am✌🏼

@randomidiotsposts @stuffandatherstuff @lamsotp123 @nonstopfangirl do it if you feel like it!

this is cute 😊

I ship them so much it's actually painfully beautiful to see them interact with each other

They’re playing our song. 

That's just sad

A thief broke into my house last night looking for money.

So I got out of bed to look with him.

Omg yesssss i would kill for this

As much as I get a vibe that 5sos5 is gonna be the indie boi era part of me is prayinGG PRAYING that it’s on a me like super heavy/ muffy like AM by the arctic monkeys like a bitch needs a new sexi album plEASE

Omg listen what I wouldn't give for some dirty guitars and sexy beats like that 👁️👄👁️

Would you believe me when i tell you that the exact same thing happened to me but my dad was playing the kazoo?

Me: *tries to have a peaceful morning in bed listening to Foo Fighters*

My dad: *puts a flute cover of My Heart Will Go On at full blast followed by Hallelujah*

I just love the faces. They're all genuinely happy for jake and amy

I love this gang so much 😭😭