That's Just Sad

TELL ME THIS ISN'T THE BEST THING YOU'VE SEEN ALL WEEK, I DARE YOU

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i love it when you wear your hair down over your shoulder

CALM aesthetic [6/12]: Wildflower - 5 Seconds Of Summer

Do y'all think no shame has a midnight vibe? Cuz i do

This is my favourite 5sos screenshot ever. Look at that. Perfectly summs this whole video. i think Luke's crying? And he's not even in the screenshot LMFAO

Also if the person who wrote the tweet sees this, you are my hero and i feel you.

Dude, seriously, we talked about you url

A dumb kid walks into an ice cream shop…

Kid: “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.”

Clerk: “Sorry kid, we’re out of chocolate.”

Kid: “OK. Make it a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “No, no, you don’t understand, it’s chocolate we’re out of,”

Kid: “Ah, OK. Then gimme a scoop of raspberry, and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “Listen kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla?”

Kid: “Sure! V-A-N.”

Clerk: “Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?”

Kid: “Sure! S-T-R-A-W!

Clerk: “Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?”

Kid: “There is no FUCK in chocolate!”

Clerk: “THAT’S what I’m trying to tell you.”

Thank you so much!! I'd say that this is pretty accurate lmao

Tagging: @randomidiotsposts @lonelylivv @rogue-cas-whore @stuffandatherstuff lmao if you're confused this is my main blog

I want to start a picrew chain!

Link to picrew here

That’s mine.

Tagging:

@mochamoff @mintyclintybarton @whitechapelpsychobabble @bonkers4marvel @guy-fieri-makes-me-straight @crystalsgalaxy @braydri @tired-bi-andreadytodie @leftperfectionmoon @thestarmirror @lets-talk-about-x-bay-bey @nicolemval @zalie @a-manda-hotchner @another-emotional-wreck

OMG I THOUGHT LIKE SAYING THE WORD THUNDER ON HELIUM AND I WHISPERED TO MYSELF "thunder..." IN HIGH PITCH VOICE UNTIL I REALIZED HOLY SHIT

Thunder would sound funny in a helium atmosphere.

Quarantine mood is watching Netflix constantly until you start finding reference from one show in another.

For example, this happened to me today:

Me: *watching threat level midnight*

Michael: "my name is Michael Scarn and I'm here to say, I'm about to do the Scarn in a major way"

Me: *salutes* major way

AVENGERS + hogwarts houses.

Lol i saw the blooper right after this and it is amazing😂 Alyson yelling "I KISSED NEIL!" is truly a blessing

“…if I were Lily’s husband..”