“are You Seriusly Gonna Keep That?”

LMFAO

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. “I took a ride on a choo-choo.”

She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”

She then asked Bobby what he had done. “I read a book,” he replied.

“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”

Reblog if you're okay with people just sending in random asks. Mutual or someone you've never interacted with!

Fucking mood

im so tired of fake news i think i'm gonna delete my blog :)

Demis are dope af

Hi um

I just wanted to see something, people tell me that demi is just straight with standards and its not a valid thing and Im just trying to be queer

So

Like if you think demisexual is NOT a valid sexuality

Reblog if you think demisexuals are valid and not just 'straight with standards'

@alexanderdamnhethin its drunk face by Machine Gun Kelly, 10/10 would recommend

I’m still young, wasting my youth. I’ll grow up next summer. I’m back on those drugs I quit. I kept my dealer’s number.

Anybody else get a strong pre-canon teen/young adult Sherlock vibe from this? Cuz yeah. It’s a vibe. As in, sometime between rehab stays, after leaving home and before he met Lestrade. Maybe around when he met Hudders? So that time frame. But anyway..

HOLY SHIT YES

Hear me out. Natasha Romanoff and Rosa Diaz as partners. One mission, one hotel room, one night. Yes.

#NAT IS A SUPERHERO #FIGHT ME

#i had to 😂

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and people have the audacity to ask why i stan him.

This is complete chaotic studio energy for your eyes only, had lots of fun exploring Youngblood for its 3rd anniversary. Here's a train wreck for your entertainment - @ashtonirwin. 🎥 @ryanfleming

via 5SOS' Instagram. 12th April 2021

David castañeda is the Mexican Tom hardy.