Weird Stuff My Sleep Deprived Friends Say As Incorrect Quotes 13/?

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 13/?

El professor: *answering the phone* heaven, this is God, how can I help you?

Inspectora Sierra: if I didn't know exactly who I'm calling, I would've hung up immediately.

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4 years ago

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

really getting sick of people who aren’t trans women saying “y’all find out JK Rowling is a terf every three months…. we already fucking knew” like. sorry, but it didn’t stop being a big deal that the most well known author in the fucking world literally belongs to a hate group dedicated to eliminating trans women’s rights. that’s a big fucking deal, and people are allowed to talk and post about it when it happens.

“y’all find out JKR is a terf every two months!!!” is just a way to dismiss trans women’s worries about her. yeah we already knew, but she’s STILL doing it and it’s HURTING us. but you wouldn’t know because y’all don’t actually give a shit about trans women.

stop saying shit like this.

5 years ago

Wait i rewatched it (again) and she also said i love you to marcus!!!

Rosa Diaz said the words "I love you" to five people:

Her mom

Her dad

Her dying grandpa

Adrian Pimento

And Amy Santiago.

4 years ago

PETITION FOR THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY TO PUT MAMBO NO. 5 IN SEASON 3 AND MAKE IT A FIVE FIGHT SCENE

5 years ago

lol so my friend and i watch b99 and every once in a while we say "title of your sex tape" to each other to make the other one laugh and one time in math i was struggling and whispered to myself "what am i doing wrong?" and she whispered " title of your sex tape" and i laughed like hell and the teacher yelled at us but we couldn't stop laughing


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4 years ago
5SOS LOCKSCREENS
5SOS LOCKSCREENS
5SOS LOCKSCREENS
5SOS LOCKSCREENS
5SOS LOCKSCREENS
5SOS LOCKSCREENS

5SOS LOCKSCREENS

like or reblog if you use💜 (took my two hours so i hope you like it)


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4 years ago
Your Precious Heart, Can't Watch It Break, So I Close My Eyes While You Walk Away
Your Precious Heart, Can't Watch It Break, So I Close My Eyes While You Walk Away
Your Precious Heart, Can't Watch It Break, So I Close My Eyes While You Walk Away
Your Precious Heart, Can't Watch It Break, So I Close My Eyes While You Walk Away

your precious heart, can't watch it break, so i close my eyes while you walk away

CALM aesthetic [11/12]: Lonely Heart - 5 Seconds Of Summer


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4 years ago

As a jewish and zionist, i fully support.

If you support nazis, think that jews are the source of the problems in the world or think israel shouldn't exist, please unfollow me right now.

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Gentiles are encouraged to read all the way through and reblog.

4 years ago
B99 ❤️

B99 ❤️

4 years ago

SHIT WRONG BLOG IM AN IDIOT

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4 years ago

Fuck it imma do it

Soft cover or hard cover//Tumblr or Instagram//tablet or laptop//painting or photograph//theatre or movies//autumn or spring//smoothie or milkshake//rivers or ocean//restaurant or food truck//flying or road trip//bracelet or necklace//Europe or Asia//mountains or valleys//Netflix or Disney Plus//casual or fancy//STEM or humanities//milk with cereal or without cereal//juice or soda (pop)

Just do it if you feel like!!

I've gotten some this or that tags and that made me want to make one of my own! Here goes! This is all over the place I'm sorry about that in advance!

Soft cover or hard cover//Tumblr or Instagram//tablet or laptop//painting or photograph//theatre or movies//autumn or spring//smoothie or milkshake//rivers or ocean//restaurant or food truck//flying or road trip//bracelet or necklace//Europe or Asia//mountains or valleys//Netflix or Disney Plus//casual or fancy//STEM or humanities//milk with cereal or without cereal//juice or soda (pop)

@procrastinationonvacation @captainwaffles @upside-down-person @theagendervoid @randomfandomnerd @justmemyselfandthefridge @sunshinediangelo @paynomindtomyidiocy @crzyprsn42

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