Your Precious Heart, Can't Watch It Break, So I Close My Eyes While You Walk Away

I just watched open mic and dear god i need cpr im fucking cryingggg i wish patrick was my boyfriend he's so sweet and their relationship is so beautiful omg

Did any of you watch schitt's creek? I just started season 4 and i absolutely love it!!! Looking for fangirling with someone about david and patrick so lmk

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF CALM!!

OMG mind-blowing

so i was rewatching Brooklyn 99 and i solved the puzzle in s2e18

12 islanders, one of them is heavier, a seesaw, you can use seesaw only three times

1) 4--------4

four islanders in the left,four islanders in the right and four islanders are out. so you can find out which group heavier one is in

2) 2--------2

3) 1---------1

im so proud of myself

Barney stinson ghost wrote this

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

I got Thor, couldn't be happier

i made a quiz to see which actually cool mcu character you are bcs i am a big dumbo. pls take it or i will literally die

Thank you so much!! I'd say that this is pretty accurate lmao

Tagging: @randomidiotsposts @lonelylivv @rogue-cas-whore @stuffandatherstuff lmao if you're confused this is my main blog

I want to start a picrew chain!

Link to picrew here

That’s mine.

Tagging:

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want to cry over the exam i have tomorrow and the million panic attacks im gonna have in the next 24 hours, instead cry over how much i love sambucky and bucky in particular

“We’re an amazing team, we’re the Sleuth Sisters.” ↳ 🎁✨ My Secret Santa gift for @amyscascadingtabs

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 5/?

Charles: *singing* who run the girls? World!

Gina: *chokes on her drink*

Charles: wait no I messed up!

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.