Isa: Diet Day #1 - I Removed All The Fattening Food From My House. It Was Delicious.

Jake: Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Isa: How do you manage to stay positive?

Jake: Delusions!

“she got the best of you, part of me always knew.”

This is the same thing over and over again. Palestinians die every day, but it gets a lukewarm headline from mainstream media because death and destruction is inherent to Arabness. Then an aid convoy with white workers is obliterated, and now both the president of the United States and the president of Israel are making statements apologizing for “the poor protection of aid workers.” At one point we were seeing multiple reports a day of paramedics from the Palestine Red Crescent Society dying, but nothing. Crickets. Because they don’t care. And even in these “remorseful statements” there is a strategic reminder that white lives hold more weight than brown lives.

Isa: Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?

Isa: I didn’t sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster Energy drinks in my coffee. I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.

hii love <3 how are you doing?

I’m doing good thanks! I just took the SAT and got some sleep right after!

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i finally posted this!!! (my body procrastinated during these last few months <3)

coffee-drunk friends: the description

she noticed her feelings and couldn't look at him the same way again.

isa ahn has bargain standards when it comes to everything. get into a college without roommates, have a decent job, and be financially stable with 5 dogs by 28. her go-getter, busy-boy best friend however, has other plans. after all, he’s the golden boy, the favored boy, the popular boy who’s really good at soccer. the sunshine you need on a rainy day. though after setting her principal’s house on fire, isa, along with jake, tackle the mysteries of 1950’s old school radio shows and why true love is the best kind of love out there.

Isa: Number 15 says, "What defines being aesthetic?" Jake: Wearing a Y2K shirt that says "I'm a pretty bitch." Isa: Am I aesthetic? Jake: Can I rate you? Isa: Yes‐ Jake: 2/10. Next.