Jake: Just Read That 4,153,237 People Got Married Last Year, Not To Cause Any Trouble But Shouldn't That

Jake: Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

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2 years ago

*watching a scary movie*

Jake: hey um Isa?

Isa: hm?

Jake, shyly: do you wanna cuddle?

Isa: why? are you scared?

Jake: …no but you look like you are.

Isa: I’m no-

Jake, softly: *snuggling closer to Isa* Please just hold me.


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2 years ago

official description!!

i finally posted this!!! (my body procrastinated during these last few months <3)

coffee-drunk friends: the description

she noticed her feelings and couldn't look at him the same way again.

isa ahn has bargain standards when it comes to everything. get into a college without roommates, have a decent job, and be financially stable with 5 dogs by 28. her go-getter, busy-boy best friend however, has other plans. after all, he’s the golden boy, the favored boy, the popular boy who’s really good at soccer. the sunshine you need on a rainy day. though after setting her principal’s house on fire, isa, along with jake, tackle the mysteries of 1950’s old school radio shows and why true love is the best kind of love out there.


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2 years ago

Jake: I want to give myself to you. Isa: I don't accept cheap gifts.


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2 years ago

Jake: Why is there a dead guy on our porch? Kai: Isa punched him in the guts. Jake: WHY? Kai: Poor dude forgot the garlic knots.


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1 year ago
Harvard Has Fallen

harvard has fallen

2 years ago

just letting u guys know that imma take a break to focus on my exams.


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2 years ago

Isa: Maybe someone tried to kill me last year, failed, and i don't even know about it.


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2 years ago

Isa: Stay hungry.

Jake: Stay foolish.


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1 year ago

nearly 300 people were arrested in nyc last night

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