Jake: Are You Busy Today Isa?

Jake: Are you busy today Isa?

Isa: I’m busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Jake: I thought trees did that.

Isa: That’s photosynthesis.

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Jake: If you turn a pizza inside out, is it still called a pizza or?

Isa: That’s technically spaghetti.


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2 years ago

Isa: Can I ask a dumb question?

Jake: Better than anyone I know.


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2 years ago

Jake: We had fun! Didn’t we, Isa?

Isa: I have never been more stressed in my life.


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2 years ago

Isa: I feel like doing something stupid.

Jake: I’m something stupid. Do me.0


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2 years ago

"hurts like heaven, lost in the sound."

i'm so tired of love songs


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2 years ago

Isa: I think it’s so unfair that I have to manage my anger just because people can’t manage their stupidity.


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2 years ago

Isa: If you ever come across me, just let Jake know I'm coffee-drunk. He'll come in less than 5 minutes.


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2 years ago

Kai: Are you in love with Jake? Isa: *sweats* ....no? Kai: The why did you draw I + J in hearts everywhere? Isa: It stands for identity juvenile. Jake: *appears out of nowhere* She's totally in love with Kai.


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2 years ago

Hi, love ! Not sure if you’ve already seen it but I posted your request :) Thank you so much for requesting and I hope you have a good day!🫶

thank you so much for writing the fic!


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2 years ago

Jake: What did you learn in school, Isa?

Isa: Not enough to graduate. I have to go back tomorrow.


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