Isa: I Think It’s So Unfair That I Have To Manage My Anger Just Because People Can’t Manage Their
Isa: I think it’s so unfair that I have to manage my anger just because people can’t manage their stupidity.
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Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Isa: A stick.
Isa, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Jake: Tea.
Isa: Wrong. It's coffee.
Jake: I feel stupid.
Kai: Don’t feel that way. We all make mistakes, that’s how we learn.
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Jake: I feel stupid.
Isa: What do you mean, feel? You are stupid.
Isa: Hey, I cook!
Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!
Jake: My mom gave me a hundred bucks cuz I made it onto the Honor Roll again.
Isa: That’s nothing. My mom doesn’t give me money for grades. She gives me money whenever I compliment her looks when she ain’t around.
Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
Isa: Jake... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Jake: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Isa:
Isa: I wrote sanitize, Jake.
Jake: A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,327 people, 94 percent are too lazy to actually read that number.
i need to update my pfp or else ppl might think I’m a bot or smth. (autocorrect changed this to math).
Isa: Can I ask a dumb question?
Jake: Better than anyone I know.
