Isa: Try To Appreciate The Little Things In Life.

Gofundme for a Palestinian student! 🇵🇸

Omar Tabasi, a bright young student from Gaza, dreamt of pursuing his bachelor's degree abroad. The biggest challenge, however, lay in crossing the Rafah border. Omar learned that he needed $5000 to secure passage. If you can donate, please do and/or share!

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Isa: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Isa: What an idiot.

Isa: *realizes it's Jake*

Isa: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Isa: *Gasp*

Jake: wHAT??

Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jake: *inhales*

Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?

Jake: Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

Isa: Hey, I cook!

Jake: Offering people gum is not cooking!

Jake: I know what you’re up to, Isa.

Isa: Really? Because I barely know.

Isa: Jake, what is it called when you can’t sleep at night?

Jake: Depression, obviously.

Isa: Was it not Insomnia?

Jake: They changed it this year.

It’s been demonstrated time and again that things have only been getting worse—by Palestinians’ firsthand accounts on here, by on-site journalists, and by the harrowing coverage of all the Israeli terrorism that continues to fly under the radar of mainstream media. To underreport on this genocide is something western outlets have done since Day 1, but now they can get away with it because people are losing interest in pretending they actually care about this ongoing genocide. In reality this should be talked about now more than ever, because Israel is only amplifying its atrocities with each passing day

Jake: Isa, doctor! I've developed a double heartbeat since my operation.

Isa: Ah, so that's where my wristwatch went.

Jake: HOW- You’re freaking qualified!