Arthur Explicitly Asks A Passenger If The Seat Next To Her Is Taken, Sits Down In It, Argues Conspicuously

Present and accounted for!

I googled jesus for you people

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ID under the cut.

A stained glass style digital drawing of Kayne from the podcast Malevolent. He is depicted as a man with light brown skin, long, curly hair, and black eyes. His smile reveals sharp teeth. Kayne wears a black suit and dress shirt. His clothing is unblemished by the blood on his hands. His palms are pierced through with open wounds, though the stains on his fingers appear to be from elsewhere. Behind Kayne is a two-toned yellow spotlight and a circular piano key pattern. Four smaller rose windows rest in the corners of the picture, each depicting bloodstained items in front of blossoming moonflowers. The windows in turn flanked by two smaller frames that display three conjoined eyeballs superimposed on a pale red triangle. The upper left rose window shows an iron coin besmirched with a bloody thumbprint. The coin’s inscription reads “DABIT DEUS HIS QUOQUE FINEM”. The upper right window holds a silver music box patterned by rose prints and a greyscale portrait of a young girl. A bloody handprint wraps itself around the sides of the box. In the lower left window rests an iron-handled dagger. The silver blade is covered in the gore of someone’s recent wound. The final window shows a crumpled bag of Gardetto’s, also decorated by Kayne’s fingerprints.

"YOU ARE MISINTERPRETING HIM" starter pack

“I am above negative self talk.”

This sigil is to help break the bad habit of harmful self speech - like putting yourself down, insults, belittlement, etc. As the statement of intent says, you are better than that, you are above that. It can be hard to get rid of something so deeply ingrained, I know, but with this sigil and a little willpower, you can see yourself in a better light, the way you really are, and the way you deserve to be seen.

y'know, i don’t ask for much, renfield. only a couple dozen innocent people

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you can’t defeat it, but you don’t have to let it win

[hi malevolent is a very good podcast]

Starting to think about making a master list of "small unexplained mysteries/details that will probably come back to emotionally destroy me" in malevolent. So far I've got

1. The lighter

2. That early episode where John recognized the song in the radio

3. Kayne saying "present and accounted for" in respond to John's "Jesus christ!"

4. Arthur seemingly dying only to make a miraculous recovery (I think we're on the third time now?)

“I won’t let you drown”

(Mike’s voice):

Ty Betteridge?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE GOD DAMN FOOL MIKE COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT FLINCHITE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE COMPOUND LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TY BETTERIDGE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST GRIN GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said ty betteridges waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with ty betteridge speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects mikes but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of timetravel and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a correction make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTyBetteridge

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be the compound and I lost it

where the fuck is ty betteridge if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty tall man

ill punch betteridge and his sad frail british man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when ty died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who made so many fucked up if true experiments

Ok ok this is going to be my last piece of fan art for like a month probably because I really need to force myself to focus on school but uh. Mock cover/Leyendecker study of that one painting that everyone likes doing studies of.

Listen to Malevolent.

your 20s is all about the fog, actually