You Can’t Defeat It, But You Don’t Have To Let It Win

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Carpe Fucking Diem Powder

A spell powder for when you don’t want to seize the day, but you fucking have to anyway 🙄

Use a mortar and pestle to grind the following dried herbs. Channel all your frustration into the action until it’s a fine powder. (If you aren’t able to grind by hand, using a coffee grinder or pre-ground herbs is totally fine!)

➜ Rosemary (for protection)

➜ Sage (for cleansing)

➜ Cinnamon (for luck and prosperity)

➜ Rose petals (for attracting your desires)

➜ Black pepper (to repel negative energy)

➜ Cayenne (so everyone will fuck off)

Use any ratio you’d like. Whatever feels good, or whatever feels vindictive. I personally add them in the order listed above— using the most amount of rosemary, and only a pinch of cayenne.

Add it to a jar with one whole dried bay leaf. Keep it by your front door. Every time you need a little extra boost to help you seize the fucking day, grab a little palmful of the powder and throw it on the ground (outside) as hard as you can.

Shake the jar to recharge.

Be careful not to touch your eyes or any sensitive skin after handling the powder— the cayenne may burn.

John: You can’t see this but you have the cold calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with.

The Arthur I’ve already imagine in my head: 

You are such an autumn, Arthur.

(I actually do not know exactly what the hell that means, but I remember my sister's face when she told me to never, ever use lime colored things. It was like I was going to die for sure if I were to use something lime)

TMA Time Travel AU Masterlist

The time travel AU takes place after MAG 200. Future!Jon finds himself back in the 2015 timeline without his Martin.

(Note that F stands for Future and P stands for Past to differentiate characters of different timelines)

Links to all the comics in chronological order:

F!Jon's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3

F!Jon waiting for his Martin to arrive. link

F!Jon annoying P!Jon into undergoing character development. link

Peter Lukas visiting F!Jon. link

F!Jon getting hungry and feeding on someone in front of Sasha. link

F!Martin's arrival into the timeline. part 1 |

Extra stuff:

P!Jon reacting to F!Jon saying that he wants to kill Elias. link

F!Martin on his way to the timeline. link

F!Jon hearing the P!archival staff get along with one another. link

Tim asking to see F!Jon's fangs. link

P!Martin daydreaming about F!Jon's fangs. link

F!Jon getting decked. link

F!Jon wondering what his fangs are for. link

Tim walking in on F!Jon attempting to eat a cassette tape. link

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FAQ - Please Read!

Companions and Advisors - Complete

Locations - In Progress

Main Quests - Complete Note: Quests include all relevant ambient dialogue and conversations.

The Wrath of Heaven

The Threat Remains

In Hushed Whispers

Champions of the Just

In Your Heart Shall Burn

Here Lies the Abyss

Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts

Under Her Skin (optional)

Before the Dawn (optional)

What Pride Had Wrought

The Final Piece

Doom Upon All the World

DLCs:

The Descent DLC - Complete

Trespasser DLC - Complete

Jaws of Hakkon DLC (JoH transcript blog)

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so i started listening to malevolent recently

FELIX: Initiating transport in three…two…one…

TY: Allons-y!

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