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Carpe Fucking Diem Powder

A spell powder for when you don’t want to seize the day, but you fucking have to anyway 🙄

Use a mortar and pestle to grind the following dried herbs. Channel all your frustration into the action until it’s a fine powder. (If you aren’t able to grind by hand, using a coffee grinder or pre-ground herbs is totally fine!)

➜ Rosemary (for protection)

➜ Sage (for cleansing)

➜ Cinnamon (for luck and prosperity)

➜ Rose petals (for attracting your desires)

➜ Black pepper (to repel negative energy)

➜ Cayenne (so everyone will fuck off)

Use any ratio you’d like. Whatever feels good, or whatever feels vindictive. I personally add them in the order listed above— using the most amount of rosemary, and only a pinch of cayenne.

Add it to a jar with one whole dried bay leaf. Keep it by your front door. Every time you need a little extra boost to help you seize the fucking day, grab a little palmful of the powder and throw it on the ground (outside) as hard as you can.

Shake the jar to recharge.

Be careful not to touch your eyes or any sensitive skin after handling the powder— the cayenne may burn.

you can’t defeat it, but you don’t have to let it win

[hi malevolent is a very good podcast]

(But I also kinda wanted to)

Arthur, my beloved, please take a shower <3

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Tor Free Book Club

(That is the actual publisher, this is legal, you just need an email address, and the only spam they send is book spam, including regular free books. The best of spam.)

There are also two other free books on this one, Witchmark is also great so I've got high hopes for the third as well.

(This is good until February 18, 2022.)

PS: If you are outside the USA or Canada. You... you can lie. That is an option you have. The only validation is a drop down menu asking what country you're in.

Just a crack draw from Twitter lol 

10 minutes after this they had an argument and the target of his revolution changed to arthur instead.

i finally started reading murderbot and i am hooked. do you know where i can find the short stories?

yep! Compulsory, the prequel short, is on Wired Magazine

and Home: Habitat, Range, Niche, Territory, which takes place after Exit Strategy, is on Tor.com

enjoy!

mariner: there’s only one person in this world who can tell you who you are

spock: me

mariner: no, me. beckett mariner (twitter / inspo) [ID in ALT]