(But I Also Kinda Wanted To)

Here’s most of my sigils that I have crafted over my time of actively practicing sigil craft! I am aware that there are multiples of some intentions, but that just makes them stronger to me! I’m currently open for sigil requests, as well! Brightest Blessings~ (do not remove caption)

(Mike’s voice):

Ty Betteridge?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE GOD DAMN FOOL MIKE COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT FLINCHITE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE COMPOUND LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TY BETTERIDGE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST GRIN GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said ty betteridges waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with ty betteridge speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects mikes but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of timetravel and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a correction make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTyBetteridge

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be the compound and I lost it

where the fuck is ty betteridge if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty tall man

ill punch betteridge and his sad frail british man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when ty died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who made so many fucked up if true experiments

HOW WE FEELIN BOYS

obsessed with SAYER's main reason for using Hale basically just being "this is the luckiest idiot on this entire rock. if anyone has a chance of survival, it's him"

oh baby the way John talks ? It’s different it’s SOOOO different and that’s present by the way he was whining over not being taken to see a film. S1 John would look down on him so hard but s4 ? He wants to see a movie !! let him see a movie !!! He talks with such different weight like

HOW DO I PHRASE THIS.

s1 i always imagine him standing behind arthur like a shadow, arms crossed over his chest

s4 he still has his arms crossed but instead of boredom and irritation he’s pouting and he’s leaning on Arthur’s side. He’s cheering for the guy !! he jumped and he went YEAHH and that was SO fun. i could hear his awkward face when he went “okay youre overselling it.”

Mr Harlan Guthrie you are an incredible actor .

new alignment chart just dropped

so i started listening to malevolent recently

y'know, i don’t ask for much, renfield. only a couple dozen innocent people

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