(Mike’s voice):
Ty Betteridge?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE GOD DAMN FOOL MIKE COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT FLINCHITE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE COMPOUND LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TY BETTERIDGE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST GRIN GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said ty betteridges waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with ty betteridge speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects mikes but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of timetravel and wanted the irl version ill go ham
BETTER have had a correction make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateTyBetteridge
episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be the compound and I lost it
where the fuck is ty betteridge if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt
crusty tall man
ill punch betteridge and his sad frail british man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when ty died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who made so many fucked up if true experiments
mutual 1: i’m soooo sleepy i’m such a #tiredgirl
mutual 2: heads up i found black mold in my bedroom yesterday so posting frequency may decrease
mutual 3: who up for the witching hour
mutual 4: wyd in this situation 🤣🤣 [photo of actively burning building, reverse image search: no results]
mutual 5: the moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one
mutual 6: i need to quit my job
mutual 7: THE WORLD IS ALWAYS ENDING
mutual 8: should i eat pork chops for dinner yes/no
mutual 9: just drove 150 miles for something i bought on facebook marketplace
mutual 10: day 177 since he ghosted me
mutual 11: buy my new album for pay what you want on bandcamp
mutual 12: just got my risperadone refilled 👍🏻
mutual 13: i need to look like [attractive male celebrity] i wonder if i could steal his skin
mutual 14: nothing matters in the world i hope i fall off a building tomorrow
mutual 15: me and who [saw bathroom screenshot]
John: You can’t see this but you have the cold calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with.
The Arthur I’ve already imagine in my head:
FAQ - Please Read!
Companions and Advisors - Complete
Locations - In Progress
Main Quests - Complete Note: Quests include all relevant ambient dialogue and conversations.
The Wrath of Heaven
The Threat Remains
In Hushed Whispers
Champions of the Just
In Your Heart Shall Burn
Here Lies the Abyss
Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts
Under Her Skin (optional)
Before the Dawn (optional)
What Pride Had Wrought
The Final Piece
Doom Upon All the World
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The Descent DLC - Complete
Trespasser DLC - Complete
Jaws of Hakkon DLC (JoH transcript blog)
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spock: me
mariner: no, me. beckett mariner (twitter / inspo) [ID in ALT]
your 20s is all about the fog, actually
malevolent is a comedy
y'know, i don’t ask for much, renfield. only a couple dozen innocent people
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