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I started listening to Malevolent and Arthur…he’s a baddie

Arthur: *doesn't let John see the movie on the poster he saw*

John, his eyes enormous: you BRUSH AWAY John Doe? you treat him like a passenger? oh! oh! in the pit for the husband! pit for the husband for One Thousand Years!

FELIX: Initiating transport in three…two…one…

TY: Allons-y!

[ TIME TRAVEL NOISES ]

(Mike’s voice):

Ty Betteridge?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE GOD DAMN FOOL MIKE COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT FLINCHITE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE COMPOUND LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TY BETTERIDGE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST GRIN GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said ty betteridges waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with ty betteridge speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects mikes but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of timetravel and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a correction make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTyBetteridge

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be the compound and I lost it

where the fuck is ty betteridge if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty tall man

ill punch betteridge and his sad frail british man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when ty died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who made so many fucked up if true experiments

Types of Water and how to use them:

Sea Water:

Water collected from the seas, I prefer from rough waters. That’s where the sea gets her energy. This water can be used to cleanse and heal, great for cleaning non-water soluble crystals. It can also be used for banishing and protection.  

Storm Water:

This is different than Rain water. It’s when the air changes. When the clouds are dark and you feel your power grow. This water is great for emotional strength and confidence spells. It can charge, motivate and add force to any spells. If you are into dark magick, storm water is great for curses

River Water: 

River water, that which is also moving, always flowing. This water is good for moving on, as the water in the river does. It’s helps with focusing your energy, or breaking through rough times. This can also be used to power your tools in anointment. 

Rain Water:

This water can almost completely universal. Anything you could need water for, rain water can do in a pinch. It’s also especially good for growth, and rebirth. 

Snow Water:

This can be hard to come across depending on where you live. Water gathered from melting snow. If you do have it where you live, this water can be used fro purity spells, and change. As well as slow working spells, or spells you want to lay dormant for a little while. 

Dew Water: 

The water that gathered on the grass in the morning, that makes your feet shiver when your barefoot. This water is great to use for love and fertility. It helps with any delicate workings that need a gentle touch. As well as working with the Fae. 

Moon Water:

This is perfect for cleansing, for purifying tools and spaces. It can also help ad energy to a spell, and help you manifest things into your life. Find out more about moon water Here! 

made a flowchart for some of the most underrated podcasts in my favorites list (you want to listen to all of these you want to listen to all of them sooo bad)

They were so insane and silly this episode <33

Just a crack draw from Twitter lol 

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Ok I lied more Malevolent doodles + messy fake screen cap. If I had the spoons and the time to do a whole animatic for this scene I would because the physical acting I can imagine from Kayne is…. So good. But alas.

Also the top left is a lil self insert as two of my friends called me out for giving Kayne a similar hairstyle to myself so I drew a visual representation of my current mental state. This man has broken into my home. He is getting blood all over my fridge.