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(Mike’s voice):

Ty Betteridge?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE GOD DAMN FOOL MIKE COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT FLINCHITE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE COMPOUND LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING TY BETTERIDGE

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TY BETTERIDGE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST GRIN GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said ty betteridges waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with ty betteridge speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects mikes but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of timetravel and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a correction make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTyBetteridge

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be the compound and I lost it

where the fuck is ty betteridge if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty tall man

ill punch betteridge and his sad frail british man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when ty died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who made so many fucked up if true experiments

you can’t defeat it, but you don’t have to let it win

[hi malevolent is a very good podcast]

Renfield? More like Benfield!

Here’s an extended cut of Ben Schwartz’s (@rejectedjokes) Renfield (@i-am-renfield) Answer Time interview with Tumblr’s head of entertainment, Cherokee McAnelly (@overchers).

Most of my tftgs art! All very old ranging from 2019 - 2020

y'know, i don’t ask for much, renfield. only a couple dozen innocent people

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obsessed with SAYER's main reason for using Hale basically just being "this is the luckiest idiot on this entire rock. if anyone has a chance of survival, it's him"

Arthur: *doesn't let John see the movie on the poster he saw*

John, his eyes enormous: you BRUSH AWAY John Doe? you treat him like a passenger? oh! oh! in the pit for the husband! pit for the husband for One Thousand Years!

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Tor Free Book Club

(That is the actual publisher, this is legal, you just need an email address, and the only spam they send is book spam, including regular free books. The best of spam.)

There are also two other free books on this one, Witchmark is also great so I've got high hopes for the third as well.

(This is good until February 18, 2022.)

PS: If you are outside the USA or Canada. You... you can lie. That is an option you have. The only validation is a drop down menu asking what country you're in.

That's it. That's the show.

my favorite podcast genre? oh it's "pathetic person tells eldritch horror to go fuck themselves"