Renfield? More Like Benfield!

Arthur, my beloved, please take a shower <3

Arthur explicitly asks a passenger if the seat next to her is taken, sits down in it, argues conspicuously with John for five minutes, and then asks him “Is it safe to talk here? Are we alone?” and has the gall to get huffy when John says they’re obviously not. This boy’s brain can only work when he’s being hunted for sport

Arthur and his Eldritch Passenger

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Ignore the wierd pacing MALEVOLENT THING

FELIX: Initiating transport in three…two…one…

TY: Allons-y!

[ TIME TRAVEL NOISES ]

That's it. That's the show.

10 minutes after this they had an argument and the target of his revolution changed to arthur instead.

Carpe Fucking Diem Powder

A spell powder for when you don’t want to seize the day, but you fucking have to anyway 🙄

Use a mortar and pestle to grind the following dried herbs. Channel all your frustration into the action until it’s a fine powder. (If you aren’t able to grind by hand, using a coffee grinder or pre-ground herbs is totally fine!)

➜ Rosemary (for protection)

➜ Sage (for cleansing)

➜ Cinnamon (for luck and prosperity)

➜ Rose petals (for attracting your desires)

➜ Black pepper (to repel negative energy)

➜ Cayenne (so everyone will fuck off)

Use any ratio you’d like. Whatever feels good, or whatever feels vindictive. I personally add them in the order listed above— using the most amount of rosemary, and only a pinch of cayenne.

Add it to a jar with one whole dried bay leaf. Keep it by your front door. Every time you need a little extra boost to help you seize the fucking day, grab a little palmful of the powder and throw it on the ground (outside) as hard as you can.

Shake the jar to recharge.

Be careful not to touch your eyes or any sensitive skin after handling the powder— the cayenne may burn.

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