Various Attempts At Visualizing John/giving Him A Tangible Form

Arthur and his Eldritch Passenger

It's been a hot minute since I've been on Tumblr so hello! I'm back! With shiny new art and a shiny new inspiration in the form of the amazing stunning wonderful podcast Malevolent!

Stick around, see some funky art, join me in my love of eldritch horrors!

That's it. That's the show.

matching outfits for you and the evil god living inside your head <3

Carpe Fucking Diem Powder

A spell powder for when you don’t want to seize the day, but you fucking have to anyway 🙄

Use a mortar and pestle to grind the following dried herbs. Channel all your frustration into the action until it’s a fine powder. (If you aren’t able to grind by hand, using a coffee grinder or pre-ground herbs is totally fine!)

➜ Rosemary (for protection)

➜ Sage (for cleansing)

➜ Cinnamon (for luck and prosperity)

➜ Rose petals (for attracting your desires)

➜ Black pepper (to repel negative energy)

➜ Cayenne (so everyone will fuck off)

Use any ratio you’d like. Whatever feels good, or whatever feels vindictive. I personally add them in the order listed above— using the most amount of rosemary, and only a pinch of cayenne.

Add it to a jar with one whole dried bay leaf. Keep it by your front door. Every time you need a little extra boost to help you seize the fucking day, grab a little palmful of the powder and throw it on the ground (outside) as hard as you can.

Shake the jar to recharge.

Be careful not to touch your eyes or any sensitive skin after handling the powder— the cayenne may burn.

You have your hand back! Let me shake it!

Arthur explicitly asks a passenger if the seat next to her is taken, sits down in it, argues conspicuously with John for five minutes, and then asks him “Is it safe to talk here? Are we alone?” and has the gall to get huffy when John says they’re obviously not. This boy’s brain can only work when he’s being hunted for sport

mutual 1: i’m soooo sleepy i’m such a #tiredgirl

mutual 2: heads up i found black mold in my bedroom yesterday so posting frequency may decrease

mutual 3: who up for the witching hour

mutual 4: wyd in this situation 🤣🤣 [photo of actively burning building, reverse image search: no results]

mutual 5: the moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one

mutual 6: i need to quit my job

mutual 7: THE WORLD IS ALWAYS ENDING

mutual 8: should i eat pork chops for dinner yes/no

mutual 9: just drove 150 miles for something i bought on facebook marketplace

mutual 10: day 177 since he ghosted me

mutual 11: buy my new album for pay what you want on bandcamp

mutual 12: just got my risperadone refilled 👍🏻

mutual 13: i need to look like [attractive male celebrity] i wonder if i could steal his skin

mutual 14: nothing matters in the world i hope i fall off a building tomorrow

mutual 15: me and who [saw bathroom screenshot]

Most of my tftgs art! All very old ranging from 2019 - 2020

Renfield? More like Benfield!

Here’s an extended cut of Ben Schwartz’s (@rejectedjokes) Renfield (@i-am-renfield) Answer Time interview with Tumblr’s head of entertainment, Cherokee McAnelly (@overchers).

Ignore the wierd pacing MALEVOLENT THING