Laying In Bed Crying Because I Can Hear "Kainé" From Automata In My Head

People can say that we will "feel Mother Nature's wrath" and no one cares

But *I* say "step on me, Mommy Gaea" and suddenly it's an issue

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

it seems my poll about the lamest member of the nine was too easy! So, to give you guys a real challenge, I'm asking instead who the coolest member of the nine is! Please note that "coolest" and "least lame" are two very different things

Note: This is only members of the nine who were present during Arc 11 (and murder rat, who was a member of the nine and was present during arc 11, though not simultaneously)

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

People kept mentioning it on reddit on r/curatedtumblr and it popped up frequently as a crossover in some fandoms I used to read on ffnet so I bit the bullet in September 2024 and started reading. Most of the later twists and turns were spoiled for me because I kept looking up new characters on the wiki to see what happens to them and whether or not I should get attached.

By the end of October I was in literally the middle of arc 24, the chapter right after Cody's interlude, when I decided "this is getting pretty heavy, good stopping point for now" and did nothing but read wormfic until mid-January when I decided that I needed to fully finish Worm to start writing fic about it. So now I write worm fanfiction, that's fun. Hopefully I can finish my current fic by like, May? so then I can start on the *next* wormfic.

Question for the Worm fandom

its nearly a year since i got into Worm myself so Im feeling nostalgic and curious, how was your first Worm read like? did you stumble across it on your own or did someone else recommend it to you? did you guess any big spoiler correctly, or had some wild theory looking back that you would like to share? personally, i got into it after a friend on twitter shared screenshots on how large the ratio of wlw vs other kinds of ships are in the parahumans fandom fic scene, and she decided to start reading it w me following shortly afterwards out of curiousity and finished reading in around may 2024.

And so goes Godrick, weak foe indeed.

I *did* die 2-3 times to the Crucible Knight on the cliffs behind the west wall, really doesnt let up on the assault, but I also think I'm ready for the Stormhill Evergaol now!

\o/

Welp, I suppose I've overleveled and gotten too much experience fighting more relentless enemies.

Margit is down without a single death, praise the sun!

You ever spend a few years trying to mould yourself to suit someone else and what they like but it doesn't work? And then you get out of that, because its obviously unhealthy, but then youre stuck not knowing who you are or what you like, romantically, so you just sort of flounder. Then you dont meet people ever or know how to meet people, so its less like digging a hole deeper and more like standing in quicksand. When your only standard becomes "someone who likes me" because you've already experienced being with someone who didn't and learned not much else.

I am a misandrist and I’m not kidding. Kill all men.

Clockblocker and Assault both get to embody one half of Fozzy Bear, with Assault getting the hat and Clockblocker the scarf, naturally

Worm (2011) but theyre all muppets

So when Sabah joins the Undersiders shes literally just drawing on angry eyebrows with a felt marker

If you are a woman who plays Elden Ring, PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!!!

I have not met a single woman irl who plays Elden Ring, and it saddens me. I don’t know many women in general who are gamers. Hell, I’ve only met one other serious female gamer in my life

I’m NOT saying this as a pick me sort of thing. The beauty of streamers is that since we can see them online, it gives us the illusion that female gamers are everywhere. But we are not. We are in the vast minority.

So please, if you are a woman and play Elden Ring, reblog this! Female gamers unite, we need more representation!!

And can we appreciate the badass women of Elden Ring while we’re at it??? We couldn’t have made it through the game without the guidance of multiple women. And also THANK YOU FROMSOFT for not sexualizing any women in the game. I LOVE WOMEN RAHHHHH

Tumblr wouldn’t let me add any more pics, I love all women in Elden ring (except Marika for obvious reasons)