My Husband’s Job Primarily Employs Adult Men But There Is One (1) Teenage Girl And My Husband Said

crack au where hal has to babysit the cosmic parasite that’s obsessed with him, it’s awful and everyone is very tired

Self portrait

People say Bruce is the most tragic character but Hal Jordan lost his father, his mother, and his relationship with his brothers because he chose to serve in the airforce as a way to get closer to his father, served the country, lost it all in a second.

Lost his connection to his father, lost his income, and by now his mother is dead and his brothers really aren’t talking to him. So he starts over, finds some stability, and then becomes a GL. 

And he sacrifices himself over and over again for the world and for the universe, for people who don’t know him, for his brothers who don’t talk to him, for his relationship that he keeps on screwing up, and comes back home to eviction notices, no job, loss of money–

and he just deals with it

People thinking he’s irresponsible, people think he’s not taking anything seriously, people think he doesn’t understand the gravitation of what he’s doing–

but he does. He fights for a universe that doesn’t even know his name and comes back to his landlord yelling at him. Or to bruce calling him an idiot. 

And he rarely goes apeshit. 

My favorite running joke (so far) in yj98 is that Tim has taken Bruce’s old chair from when it was the JL base and just taped a robin symbol over the bat.

Dick sits in it too during the parent teacher conference 😌

A summary

Vie ver

Ace Attorneys.

Okay so I’ve compiled all the Damian & Talia hugs I could find for free serotonin

Bonus - not a hug but I appreciate this panel so much

We need more good mother & son interactions between these two, which I’m hoping Robin (2021) will have in future issues

Interviewer to Hal Jordan: So what’s it like to marry someone way, way WAY out of your league?

Bruce Wayne grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

I Took It As A Taunt Series

Anyways, idk how much fics are going to be created for this series, but we’ll see. Updates are slow because of school. I’ve got three (I Took It as a Taunt, Remember Way Back in School? and Isn’t Life so Fucking Inconsistent?) planned rn. Titles are inspired by Lovejoy’s songs.

It’s plain old Dadstantine content with Billy Batson.