Okay So I’ve Compiled All The Damian & Talia Hugs I Could Find For Free Serotonin

HOLY FUCK

Alright fuckers I made a shitty unoriginal quiz

What terrible batfam outfit are you

instead of shoving jason’s storyline into an already full young justice season they should just make a bat family animated show where it’s just batman and his kids dealing with their drama. I’d watch the shit out of that.

4. He’s also getting questions about his home life and he’d rather let that topic die in a corner

So, the Justice league finds out his secret identity.

Cool he’s fine with that.

What he’s NOT cool with, is the fact…

they treat him worse than their sidekicks. (Ugh)

He’s not allowed on league missions anymore.

He can’t even stop crime anymore. (keep to your own city, is that really hard?)

They don’t even treat him like a hero anymore…

Hal isn’t a DILF but he is canonically both the Hot Uncle and the Cool Uncle and we must acknowledge that more

batlantern with shapeshifter!hal

Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff). 

These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.

-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food. 

-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol

-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people. 

Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic. 

when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid 

Okay, but imagine everyone thinking Cap. Marvel/Shazam and John is dating because Billy follow John around like a puppy and sometimes he like to bring lunch for his dad in full hero get up. Sure John calls Cap. his son but everyone assume it's a kink thing

That’s a horrific misunderstanding, and justifiably hilarious.

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Imagine a league member sees John kissing Zatanna and they think he’s cheating on Cap. The whole League goes apeshit because how dare he cheat on our sunshine man.

Meanwhile Billy’s just wondering why Canary sat him down and was like, “I’m sorry to tell you this but I saw John kissing Zatanna.”

And Billy’s like: “Uhh yeah so??????”

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Someone asks Cap how long he’s been with John, and Billy misinterprets it and says, “I’ve know him for 2 years, but I’ve only been staying with him for the past few months”

“Oh so are you getting rings soon? Or are you waiting on John? Or is that not your style?”

Billy, wondering how they knew about the magic rings he and John were tracking down, “actually we are getting them together”

(Cue JL throwing an engagement party)

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John talking about Billy: He’s had some issues with fathers in the past.

The Leaguer who now thinks Captain Marvel has a daddy kink: 👁👄👁

Joker’s asking the important questions.

explaining white hair hc sappy as fuck slowburn love story between bruce and hal where hal is the spectre but heal slowly/regain control while messing around with bruce something like that he’s ok at L3 but his hair are still white i like to think they’ll stay white and he gets offended 24/7 because everyone calls him an old man (and that random people helps him cross the road GJELGJZE)

theyre arguing about cheese 🧀

post mission fighting

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