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idk even know what this is i just found this in my draft at 4 am

another crack(ish) prompt but do you think that billy would solve things peacefully/casually??? ppl expect him to be flashy or punch a lot because of his personality, powers or something but NOPE

like think about it

-he’s having a fight with a villain and he just wants to talk instead of fight

-a god/dess shows up, wanting to destroy something/the world and billy’s like: “sup, want some burgers?” 

-“what are burgers?” (cue the JL, billy and the deity eating burgers in mcdonalds)

-another take on the burgers one: “do you want burgers?” “champion of magic, what the fuck” 

-*villian goes on a rant about how their life sucked* 

billy: do you need a hug,,, wanna get a milkshake,,,,

here are a few things that could help if you’re looking to get into comics because it’s very confusing at first (and every moment after)

the dcu guide lists characters’ appearances in chronological order

comicvine lists every appearance of a character

comicstorian is a youtube channel that summarizes comic arcs/character origins in short, easy to understand videos

lornahs has a lot of good character reading lists, dc & marvel

comic book reading orders has reading orders for almost all events & characters, dc & marvel

r/DCcomics’ wiki has a large recommended reading page & a newbies section for people looking to start reading for the first time

comic book herald has a list of reading guides as well as a where to start with current dc & a beginner’s guide to comics

the dc database has a recommended reading section

comics back issues has a list of reading orders as well as their guide to comics for new readers

and if you’re looking to get into lanterns, be sure to give my own, comparatively puny rec page a look!

good luck!

nuggets ahoy

it is OOC but this has SO MUCH GOOD POTENTIAL 

they also give off the vibes of “i lost my bitchass dog again” meme but the owner/creator of the poster is billy and the dog is constantine because billy unknowingly keeps constantine in check. 

constantine has to cut half of the shady shit he’s doing because hes in charge of a magic child now 

For gods sake, let John Constantine adopt Billy Batson. Do they have much cannon interactions? No. Are their personalities foils of each-others? YES.

Its literally the trope of ‘bitter badass adopts sunshine child.’

Think of the goddamn shenanigans! (Slams table)

(sorry to my beloved wife for saying this again but.) DILF CONSTANTINE

It’s out of character, you say. It doesn’t make sense, you say. Yeah you’re right, but let me have this.

whats up guys want some crack ;))

Person A is T-Posing.

Person B is aggressively doing the macarena.

Person C is cycling through some Fortnite dances.

Person D is wearing the exact same clothes and is in the exact same pose as the “You know I had to do it to em” guy.

Meanwhile tired parent/parent friend Person E is suffering as they lie on the ground being surrounded by these idiots.

I appreciate the canon that:

a) Only Klavier Gavin is allowed to bully Apollo Justice, according to Apollo Justice. When Phoenix teases Apollo calling him “Herr Forehead” in the DD Quiz DLC, Apollo gets mad and says only Prosecutor Gavin can call him that.

b) Only Simon Blackquill is allowed to bully Athena Cykes, according to Simon Blackquill. Simon riffs on Athena’s inexperience in 6-4, but the moment Nahyuta does the same, Simon decides it is his life calling to make Nahyuta miserable.

Billy and John play father and son out in public so Billy just starts calling him dad regularly and it becomes an inside joke. it slips out once when theyre around the league and everyone is like ????? bonus: Billy got tired of saying House Of Mystery every single time so he started just staying HOM and it eventually just turned into home so everyone is convinced theyre related

AWW YEAHHHHH (i didn't know if this was a fic request or not so i put this ask into a plot idea)

the league's got a disguise/infiltration mission one day, and john and cap are like, "we'll take care of this," and the league is like "alright," thinking that john will be with cap's civilian identity

the mission day comes, and the league is gaping at john having a kid/bruce wayne look-alike. john comes up with an excuse that cap's sick and he's gotta stay at the HOM to heal. billy's done with everything (specifically when diana or clark argue that a child is on a dangerous mission). 

they do the mission, succeed, and everyone goes home. except the leaguers have a crisis whenever or not billy is john’s child, batman’s child, both, or cap’s. next day they probably have another crisis because john’s dating/married cap but why does their child look like bruce???? and isn’t john in a relationship with zatanna????

im also sure that some league members will come up with a poly relationship chart to decipher what kind of relationship john, billy, zatanna, captain marvel, that pet tiger they have (for some reason, the leaguers are terrified), the taxi driver and the HOM have. 

they now think john’s got a poly relationship with john, cap, zatanna and (possibly) the weird taxi driver, adopted a tiger and an accident of one of bruce wayne’s affairs and bought a funky house. 

this is everything i got ig 

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BONUS (sorry for the low quality): 

(i am very funny)