Nuggets Ahoy

I can’t get this out of my head now,,,,I’m curious...

-how much thirst traps he’s made and what/who there mostly about

-his following

-the titles of his thirst traps

-there’s probably accounts simping for this dude because of his abs and looks LMAO

-Hal goes grocery shopping one day and a edgy teen and the part time cashier RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY

-person: hey are you [account name]?

hal: *doesn’t know what to do*

-Barry finds out and tells the JL/keeps it to himself but gets caught watching a thirst trap by a JL member

-everyone in the JL finds out soon enough

-it starts off with Bruce criticizing Hal’s thirst traps on his burner phone to unknowingly simping for Hal ig

and yeah

hc:hal jordan uploads thirst traps a lot on his instagram and bruce followed him in his private acc

ches and I actually talked a bit about this here, but yeah 100%. hal (and his abs) becomes a bit of a minor internet celebrity and obviously this is a security risk that needs to be monitored. very closely. by bruce. the fact that bruce's brain melts out of his ears every time hal does anything even slightly attractive is irrelevant.

People say Bruce is the most tragic character but Hal Jordan lost his father, his mother, and his relationship with his brothers because he chose to serve in the airforce as a way to get closer to his father, served the country, lost it all in a second.

Lost his connection to his father, lost his income, and by now his mother is dead and his brothers really aren’t talking to him. So he starts over, finds some stability, and then becomes a GL. 

And he sacrifices himself over and over again for the world and for the universe, for people who don’t know him, for his brothers who don’t talk to him, for his relationship that he keeps on screwing up, and comes back home to eviction notices, no job, loss of money–

and he just deals with it

People thinking he’s irresponsible, people think he’s not taking anything seriously, people think he doesn’t understand the gravitation of what he’s doing–

but he does. He fights for a universe that doesn’t even know his name and comes back to his landlord yelling at him. Or to bruce calling him an idiot. 

And he rarely goes apeshit. 

Imagine your OTP

Headcanon: Everyone just assumes that between Bruce and Hal that Bruce is the disciplinarian and Hal’s just there to look pretty. But one of these men was raised in a strict military family and the other one drove his butler wild with his rich kid shenanigans. So the JL are in for a shock when BruceHal are off-world on a mission and the Bat kids have somehow set 2/3 of the Gotham harbour on fire. Like the water’s on actual fire. 

Barry: We’re going to tell Batman!

Batkids: *look at each other and shrug*

Batkids: Weird flex but okay. 

Superman: And I guess we should tell Green Lantern as well?

Batkids:…disperse! 

My fave little guy

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies Superman/Batman (2003-2011) #6

“Hiro Okamura. The not so terrible Toyman. An… odd ally to say the least.”

Not gonna lie, Hiro is one of those minor characters that despite myself I really, really, truly love dearly. He’s never really had much of a moment to shine but even still I think he’s by far my favorite “product” of this run of Superman/Batman and dearly wish he got more time to be developed.

Just imagine him on Damian’s Teen Titans. It’s already fantastic. 

FUDJJSJDKDKDJDJ FINALLY

he’s BI. it’s confirmed guys.

Oh, and happy gaypocalypse season!

“Hey whose that DC character with the black hair and blue eyes?”

john telling billy to get beer for him from the local liquor (forgetting that billy is a minor in the process) is something that i think he’d do

the Batkids attempt to recite the Green Lantern oath from memory, and it goes about as well as you’d think