The Batkids Attempt To Recite The Green Lantern Oath From Memory, And It Goes About As Well As You’d

My favorite running joke (so far) in yj98 is that Tim has taken Bruce’s old chair from when it was the JL base and just taped a robin symbol over the bat.

Dick sits in it too during the parent teacher conference 😌

it is OOC but this has SO MUCH GOOD POTENTIAL 

they also give off the vibes of “i lost my bitchass dog again” meme but the owner/creator of the poster is billy and the dog is constantine because billy unknowingly keeps constantine in check. 

constantine has to cut half of the shady shit he’s doing because hes in charge of a magic child now 

For gods sake, let John Constantine adopt Billy Batson. Do they have much cannon interactions? No. Are their personalities foils of each-others? YES.

Its literally the trope of ‘bitter badass adopts sunshine child.’

Think of the goddamn shenanigans! (Slams table)

(sorry to my beloved wife for saying this again but.) DILF CONSTANTINE

It’s out of character, you say. It doesn’t make sense, you say. Yeah you’re right, but let me have this.

Ratchet is hosting a Zoom call and chaos ensues

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Ive been playing Apollo justice... Love that funny little attorney

gangster house husband material

Okay so I’ve compiled all the Damian & Talia hugs I could find for free serotonin

Bonus - not a hug but I appreciate this panel so much

We need more good mother & son interactions between these two, which I’m hoping Robin (2021) will have in future issues

Billy and John play father and son out in public so Billy just starts calling him dad regularly and it becomes an inside joke. it slips out once when theyre around the league and everyone is like ????? bonus: Billy got tired of saying House Of Mystery every single time so he started just staying HOM and it eventually just turned into home so everyone is convinced theyre related

AWW YEAHHHHH (i didn't know if this was a fic request or not so i put this ask into a plot idea)

the league's got a disguise/infiltration mission one day, and john and cap are like, "we'll take care of this," and the league is like "alright," thinking that john will be with cap's civilian identity

the mission day comes, and the league is gaping at john having a kid/bruce wayne look-alike. john comes up with an excuse that cap's sick and he's gotta stay at the HOM to heal. billy's done with everything (specifically when diana or clark argue that a child is on a dangerous mission). 

they do the mission, succeed, and everyone goes home. except the leaguers have a crisis whenever or not billy is john’s child, batman’s child, both, or cap’s. next day they probably have another crisis because john’s dating/married cap but why does their child look like bruce???? and isn’t john in a relationship with zatanna????

im also sure that some league members will come up with a poly relationship chart to decipher what kind of relationship john, billy, zatanna, captain marvel, that pet tiger they have (for some reason, the leaguers are terrified), the taxi driver and the HOM have. 

they now think john’s got a poly relationship with john, cap, zatanna and (possibly) the weird taxi driver, adopted a tiger and an accident of one of bruce wayne’s affairs and bought a funky house. 

this is everything i got ig 

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BONUS (sorry for the low quality): 

(i am very funny)

Constantine finding out Billy smoked once (Like once in his entire life) and starts playing random anti-smoking ads everytime their in a room together.

John: (pulling out a cigarette) Now lad, this is a great time to remind you of the “do as I say, not as I do” rule.

Billy: (sweating) about that.

John: You better be yanking my chain-

Billy: well… 👀

John: (spiraling) Oh fuck. Zee was right. The second hand smoke bullshit is real. I made you into a bloody smoker.

Billy: No! I smoked years before I even met you-

John: Years!? You’re eleven-

Billy: uh gotta go bye! SHAZAM

~later~

Billy: (walks into house of mystery) Hey John, sorry about earli-errr

John, Zatanna, Chas, Black Adam, and Tawny: (all sitting in a circle, wearing anti-smoking shirts)

Tawny: This is an intervention.

batlantern with shapeshifter!hal

Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff). 

These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.

-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food. 

-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol

-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people. 

Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic.