Chas Chandler - Blog Posts

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"I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE YOU BELONG"

FUCK YEAHHH GET HIS ASS !!

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monkey business

was watching this video and found this golden comment:

does this apply to john, billy (he was a kinda (???) a troublemaker in the comics,,), chas, zatanna and tawny respectively???

Billy and John play father and son out in public so Billy just starts calling him dad regularly and it becomes an inside joke. it slips out once when theyre around the league and everyone is like ????? bonus: Billy got tired of saying House Of Mystery every single time so he started just staying HOM and it eventually just turned into home so everyone is convinced theyre related

AWW YEAHHHHH (i didn't know if this was a fic request or not so i put this ask into a plot idea)

the league's got a disguise/infiltration mission one day, and john and cap are like, "we'll take care of this," and the league is like "alright," thinking that john will be with cap's civilian identity

the mission day comes, and the league is gaping at john having a kid/bruce wayne look-alike. john comes up with an excuse that cap's sick and he's gotta stay at the HOM to heal. billy's done with everything (specifically when diana or clark argue that a child is on a dangerous mission). 

they do the mission, succeed, and everyone goes home. except the leaguers have a crisis whenever or not billy is john’s child, batman’s child, both, or cap’s. next day they probably have another crisis because john’s dating/married cap but why does their child look like bruce???? and isn’t john in a relationship with zatanna????

im also sure that some league members will come up with a poly relationship chart to decipher what kind of relationship john, billy, zatanna, captain marvel, that pet tiger they have (for some reason, the leaguers are terrified), the taxi driver and the HOM have. 

they now think john’s got a poly relationship with john, cap, zatanna and (possibly) the weird taxi driver, adopted a tiger and an accident of one of bruce wayne’s affairs and bought a funky house. 

this is everything i got ig 

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BONUS (sorry for the low quality): 

(i am very funny)

Constantine finding out Billy smoked once (Like once in his entire life) and starts playing random anti-smoking ads everytime their in a room together.

John: (pulling out a cigarette) Now lad, this is a great time to remind you of the “do as I say, not as I do” rule.

Billy: (sweating) about that.

John: You better be yanking my chain-

Billy: well… 👀

John: (spiraling) Oh fuck. Zee was right. The second hand smoke bullshit is real. I made you into a bloody smoker.

Billy: No! I smoked years before I even met you-

John: Years!? You’re eleven-

Billy: uh gotta go bye! SHAZAM

~later~

Billy: (walks into house of mystery) Hey John, sorry about earli-errr

John, Zatanna, Chas, Black Adam, and Tawny: (all sitting in a circle, wearing anti-smoking shirts)

Tawny: This is an intervention.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Billy Batson & John Constantine, Billy Batson & Chas Chandler Characters: Billy Batson, John Constantine, Chas Chandler, Clark Kent Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, I mean it kinda is, not studying hahaha, Crack, just a little bit, Not Beta Read Series: Part 1 of I Took It as a Taunt Summary:

Billy Batson, current (child) Champion of Magic, spectacularly misunderstands when Superman gives him an invitation to the Justice League.

He joins anyway.

Chad Chandler from Hellblazer!

Here’s you go! Gotta love John’s no. 1 go to friend