Person A Is T-Posing.

hmm…

Little victories

I really love thinking of RusAme and NedCan as those like…parallel ships because both North American brothers have a tall, intimidating, and fluffy boyfriend with a scarf and I think that’s beautiful. And at first Alfred and Matthew would be hesitant to have their boyfriends meet each other because they think they’d probably fight or something but instead they end up complimenting each other’s scarves.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHOENIX WRIGHT

cuddling

Is this anything

chapter two snack mmm

that's just part of his charm

I can’t get this out of my head now,,,,I’m curious...

-how much thirst traps he’s made and what/who there mostly about

-his following

-the titles of his thirst traps

-there’s probably accounts simping for this dude because of his abs and looks LMAO

-Hal goes grocery shopping one day and a edgy teen and the part time cashier RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY

-person: hey are you [account name]?

hal: *doesn’t know what to do*

-Barry finds out and tells the JL/keeps it to himself but gets caught watching a thirst trap by a JL member

-everyone in the JL finds out soon enough

-it starts off with Bruce criticizing Hal’s thirst traps on his burner phone to unknowingly simping for Hal ig

and yeah

hc:hal jordan uploads thirst traps a lot on his instagram and bruce followed him in his private acc

ches and I actually talked a bit about this here, but yeah 100%. hal (and his abs) becomes a bit of a minor internet celebrity and obviously this is a security risk that needs to be monitored. very closely. by bruce. the fact that bruce's brain melts out of his ears every time hal does anything even slightly attractive is irrelevant.

Bruce: I could hurt you if I wanted

Hal: Yeah? So could another human being

Hal: So could a dog, a cat, a cow, a bat??

Hal: So could a dedicated bird

Hal: You aren't special