Is This Anything

Billy telling them his identity when he hits 18 🙏

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Bruce: I could hurt you if I wanted

Hal: Yeah? So could another human being

Hal: So could a dog, a cat, a cow, a bat??

Hal: So could a dedicated bird

Hal: You aren't special

i got galaxy vans today and now call them “The Billy Kaplan Vans”

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies Superman/Batman (2003-2011) #6

“Hiro Okamura. The not so terrible Toyman. An… odd ally to say the least.”

Not gonna lie, Hiro is one of those minor characters that despite myself I really, really, truly love dearly. He’s never really had much of a moment to shine but even still I think he’s by far my favorite “product” of this run of Superman/Batman and dearly wish he got more time to be developed.

Just imagine him on Damian’s Teen Titans. It’s already fantastic. 

“Hey whose that DC character with the black hair and blue eyes?”

it is OOC but this has SO MUCH GOOD POTENTIAL 

they also give off the vibes of “i lost my bitchass dog again” meme but the owner/creator of the poster is billy and the dog is constantine because billy unknowingly keeps constantine in check. 

constantine has to cut half of the shady shit he’s doing because hes in charge of a magic child now 

For gods sake, let John Constantine adopt Billy Batson. Do they have much cannon interactions? No. Are their personalities foils of each-others? YES.

Its literally the trope of ‘bitter badass adopts sunshine child.’

Think of the goddamn shenanigans! (Slams table)

(sorry to my beloved wife for saying this again but.) DILF CONSTANTINE

It’s out of character, you say. It doesn’t make sense, you say. Yeah you’re right, but let me have this.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31835872/chapters/78818827

have this (and cringe at my attempt at humor)

(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing

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due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous

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the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????

billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?

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i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid

green arrow: how's life with your dads?

billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?

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when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits

superman: i see you have gotten some...habits

billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???

This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.

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Captain Marvel: (Injured)

Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.

Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k

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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.

Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!

The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶

Bucky Barnes Bruce Wayne

🤝

Drinking coffee straight out of the coffee pot while watching their boyfriends make breakfast

(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing

~

due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous

~

the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????

billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?

~

i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid

green arrow: how's life with your dads?

billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?

~

when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits

superman: i see you have gotten some...habits

billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???

This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.

~

Captain Marvel: (Injured)

Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.

Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k

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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.

Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!

The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶