Bruce: I Could Hurt You If I Wanted

Please I would like more billy spilling tea.(also this batkid au is so fun you are amazing)

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

(Thank you! I've had this idea for a while so I'm very excited to be able to yell about it!)

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Billy, half naked on top of Bruce Wayne's car: Superman punched Green Arrow today

Damian, getting out of Bruce Wayne's car: Oh?

Billy, slowly sliding off the car: It's cause he was bragging about the fact that he had sex with your dad

Damian:

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Billy, duct tapped to the wall: Robin stabbed Green Lantern and called him a little bitch, and now Hank is crying

Damian, duct tapping Billy to the wall: Good for Robin.

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Billy, covered in swamp water: Have you seen Damian?

Cass: *signing* No, why?

Billy: I need to tell him about how Barry accidentally poisoned Diana

Cass:

Cass: *signing* I am intrigued

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Billy, wearing a strangely fancy suit: Hi, Mr. Wayne sir, can you tell Damian that Hank and Iris are fighting at Denny's tommorow at three a.m?

Bruce:

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Billy, stuck in a sleeping bag: Superman said that Jon was an angel and Robin was going to burn in hell

Jon, also stuck in a sleeping bag: Nice

Duke, Damian, Cass: *Laughing*

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Shazam (Billy): Damian said you guys were over rated nerds

Shazam (Billy): Except Diana.

Green Arrow (Oliver Queen): Are you spilling tea, or delivering a message

Shazam (Billy):

Flash (Barry Allen): Don't answer that

chapter two snack mmm

Sappy romantic Shadow and brainrot cringe Sonic

yep there they are, defenders of the universe alright

Jason: Take me to art museums and make out with me.

Roy: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Jason: Well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.

Dick, into a walkie-talkie: This is Grayson, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.

They're besties your honour I do not know anything about canon

Sinestro: *has a blade against Tomar's throat*

Sinestro: just give me a reason!

Hal: 🎶🎼🎵 just a little bit's enough 🎵🎼🎶

Kyle: 🎶🎼🎵 Just a second, we're not broken just bent and we can learn to love again🎵🎼🎶

Guy: 🎶🎼🎵 it's in the stars, it's been written in the scars of our hearts🎵🎼🎶

John: 🎶🎼🎵 we're not broken, just bent and we can learn to love again 🎵🎼🎶

Sinestro:I...what?...WHAT?!

Tomar: Kill me. In the name of our old friendship, kill me NOW