When The League Sees John With Billy (without Him Being Shazam/chilling In His True Form), Everyone Assumes

some trucy (and apollo) roleswap sketches, based on some designs by @mogoliz!

whoops did it again

care for a dance?

“Hey whose that DC character with the black hair and blue eyes?”

Tell me why my dumbass thought the GL oath actually was "from my shoulder to my wrist, look out evil, it's my fist"

it is OOC but this has SO MUCH GOOD POTENTIAL 

they also give off the vibes of “i lost my bitchass dog again” meme but the owner/creator of the poster is billy and the dog is constantine because billy unknowingly keeps constantine in check. 

constantine has to cut half of the shady shit he’s doing because hes in charge of a magic child now 

For gods sake, let John Constantine adopt Billy Batson. Do they have much cannon interactions? No. Are their personalities foils of each-others? YES.

Its literally the trope of ‘bitter badass adopts sunshine child.’

Think of the goddamn shenanigans! (Slams table)

(sorry to my beloved wife for saying this again but.) DILF CONSTANTINE

It’s out of character, you say. It doesn’t make sense, you say. Yeah you’re right, but let me have this.

Bruce: I hate it here

Justice League: *needs Hal’s help with a mission*

Hal: *somewhere in outer space*

Barry: THE FLASH IS THE LAMEST SUPERHERO IN EXISTENCE

Hal: *zooming in to earth from space* WHOEVER SAID THAT YOUR MOM’S A HOE

Barry: *on the verge of tears* My mama is dead

Hal, currently squeezing Barry to death: Aww baby I know

Bruce: I hate this fucking job

no but bruce and hal dancing with each other in the dead of night to soft classical music and just staring at each other and stepping off beat and nsadbaodbwjs

I really love the idea of captain marvel being like really fucking shady

Imange with me

"I know a guy"

Knows how to pick locks

Yeah for blood you've got to do peroxide and cold water and scrub harder

*the league is talking about a crime boss his image is shown marvel is late* hey I know that guy!

Can relate to criminals

Still has the sunny boyscout attitude somehow

When overhearing a conversation about weapons and their pros and cons marvel causally drops the fact that he favors a switchblade

Flash and green lantern are talking a show most likely the office they ask captain marvel if hes seen it

"Oh no I dont have a tv sorry"

In the end half the league thinks hes a really polite mafia boss

Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Marvel

-Along with that, I’m pretty sure he got into Naruto cosplay (as Shazam) one time because of the Area 51 meme

-There’s a female villain and after Marvel punts her somewhere he’s like “just killed a woman, feeling good” (after that he had to explain the JL the meme)

-Whenever someone does something amazing he always says WAP and no one has the heart to correct him

Marvel, being shot in the gut a few times, bleeding and fading between consciousness and unconsciousness: tis but a scratch

Marvel, when he has to do monitor duty/does something not dangerous: IM GONNA DIE

Shazam/Captain Marvel/Billy Batson has so much comedic potential.

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Captain Marvel, the chosen Champion of the gods, protector of Magic: poggers.

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Captain Marvel: (speaking in Latin to an ancient deity)

Superman: (leaning over) What’s he saying?

Wonderwoman: He’s asking it for its Minecraft username.

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Captain Marvel: (eyes glowing) dwelling on the heroes of old, will only end In suffering and misfortune, glacé to the morrow instead.

The league: …

Captain Marvel: (sips boba)