Peppermint-ad - Writer's Block Ahoy

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

That’s life, baby! 🎆

obsessed with the fact that everyone in las nevadas is non-human.

like, you go to this new country to escape the gloom of the main server area. you go to a casino and boom the ceo has golden wings. you thought the only person on this server with wings was philza, but whatever, sure, quackity has wings too now i guess.

you go to the bar to order a drink. boom the bartender is a ghost. and on top of that he's a ram ghost. the only dead ram in this server is former president jschlatt. slightly worrying, but whatever, you don't question it.

as you go to play on a slot machine, quackity stops you. "not that one," he says, "slimecicle likes to stay in that one." there is a slime in the slot machine. okay. that's fine. that's cool.

you turn around. there is an alien kid wearing heelies giving people drinks. that's fine. normal.

you pass by a window. you catch a glance at the 23 foot tall totem god, casually doing building repairs. okay. okay.

you pass by a broom closet. you hear sniffles from the inside. you open the door. there is a fox having a meltdown inside. you're pretty sure that fox is wilbur soot's son. okay. nice. you shut the door.

you go back. you're pretty sure you just saw the warden get up on a stripper pole.

you go home.

Crack Prompt

Characters have a rap battle that goes horribly wrong.

Batman 2022

Gotham tweets must be wild

“Bruh. Batman really just let Catwoman go. Like dude, she stole the Mona Lisa, but noooooo- he has to secure the pussy first.”

“The scarecrow just gassed my school. RT for him to gas yours”

look me in the eyes dc and tell me a seventeen year old would make a good ceo

GUYS GUYS GUYS 

GIVE ME FICS WHERE TALIA  ADOPTS JASON AS HER SON PLEASEEE

(bonus if damian gets a new adopted older brother lol)

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

Tfw you realize your twin has the same type as yours…  [1] [2]

Omake: