Gotham Tweets Must Be Wild

Batman’s tongue was too good for DC so DC banned him from going down on a woman

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

Prompt 151

“What, is sleep resistance part of your powers too?”

“No, but chugging energy drinks is,” replied Hero, chugging their 23rd can of Monster Energy without breaking eye contact.

a quickie scribble, suggested by @venividivictorious, because this is hilarious and i doodled it on break

I was trying to make a joke about angry water drinking Phoenix but then I just got Vert Sad so I had to do this as well:

Reblog, don’t repost!

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hey kid

It’s inconceivable how many instances there are of Captain Marvel’s kiddish tendencies being used in conjunction with blind obedience towards authority or in making rash split-second decisions when in reality there should be way more moments of him being a rightfully stupid preteen. Billy should get to stop and play with a dog while a villain recites a melodramatic speech in the background and he needs to laugh so hard that he cries over fart jokes. Bringing balance to his mythos by making him fry open watermelons with his thunderbolts.

I really love thinking of RusAme and NedCan as those like…parallel ships because both North American brothers have a tall, intimidating, and fluffy boyfriend with a scarf and I think that’s beautiful. And at first Alfred and Matthew would be hesitant to have their boyfriends meet each other because they think they’d probably fight or something but instead they end up complimenting each other’s scarves.

tommy, tubbo, jack and niki: are you doing lore, george?

this has probably already been done but

Bruce: I could hurt you if I wanted

Hal: Yeah? So could another human being

Hal: So could a dog, a cat, a cow, a bat??

Hal: So could a dedicated bird

Hal: You aren't special