It’s Inconceivable How Many Instances There Are Of Captain Marvel’s Kiddish Tendencies Being Used

Dc: Fans made wayne family adventure comics surpass regular dc comics

hal trying to sneak into bruce’s room late at night: 😬

bernard, sneaking out of tim’s room at the exact same time: 😬

clark kent, editing a 100k superman/bruce wayne porn fic: this is for educational purposes. 

the idea of clark editing superman/lois lane fics for people is very funny to me so i made these during history

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bro! you are the fucking shit! that's you, you are the shit, holy fuck.

I can’t get this out of my head now,,,,I’m curious...

-how much thirst traps he’s made and what/who there mostly about

-his following

-the titles of his thirst traps

-there’s probably accounts simping for this dude because of his abs and looks LMAO

-Hal goes grocery shopping one day and a edgy teen and the part time cashier RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY

-person: hey are you [account name]?

hal: *doesn’t know what to do*

-Barry finds out and tells the JL/keeps it to himself but gets caught watching a thirst trap by a JL member

-everyone in the JL finds out soon enough

-it starts off with Bruce criticizing Hal’s thirst traps on his burner phone to unknowingly simping for Hal ig

and yeah

hc:hal jordan uploads thirst traps a lot on his instagram and bruce followed him in his private acc

ches and I actually talked a bit about this here, but yeah 100%. hal (and his abs) becomes a bit of a minor internet celebrity and obviously this is a security risk that needs to be monitored. very closely. by bruce. the fact that bruce's brain melts out of his ears every time hal does anything even slightly attractive is irrelevant.

what exactly is the difference between childe and a hydro abyss mage? i mean. they both do hydro, both are connected to the abyss, they both have masks

I feel like xiao would use this to be mean to childe behind his back, like he and zhongli would be on a walk, see a hydro abyss mage, and xiao would be all "hey look it's your boyfriend"

SORRY I JUST LOVE THE CONCEPT OF JUST. ZHONGLI ABSOLUTELY SNAPPING ONE DAY ON THEIR WALKS

WAIT WAIT WAIT

-the green lantern corps is a lifeguard company/squad

-the star sapphires are workers for an ice cream stand/truck LMAO 

headcanons for batlantern mermaid au?💞

hmmm. I’ve never been super into mermaid aus but I do have some Thoughts about this

Hal is a life guard and one day he spots mermaid Bruce on the shore and saves him from getting killed by some hunters. They don’t really get to talk and Hal barely gets a good look at him.

He doesn’t see him again for awhile but he eventually spots other, smaller mermaids. They seem to be watching him. And he keeps finding random gifts near his house.

One time Hal runs out to save someone getting swept away by the current, and while he saves them he ends up getting pulled under by some waves. He wakes up in a cave somewhere surrounded by mermaids.

According to the one who introduced himself as Dick, Bruce is the one who saved him, but he’s somewhere else brooding. Hal is literally just laying there like :O there’s so many mermaid in the water.

Damian’s like “thank you for saving our father” and Hal jumps because he didn’t even see him he’s so tiny

Bruce comes back and he’s like “WHAT are you guys doing I told you not to go near the human they’re dangerous >:(“

Anyway Hal thinks Bruce is scary but also really fucking pretty and maybe his brain to mount filter isn’t working very well and he just goes “wow you didn’t tell me I got saved by an angel” and of course the kids think this is hilarious. Bruce is unamused.

But also Hal is beautiful and maybe humans aren’t so bad because Hal saved him and hasn’t told anyone about them and he’s making his children laugh.

Okay I’ve had more than a few thoughts about this. Bruce doesn’t trust humans because his parents were killed by some hunters, but he still does his best to rescue mermaids and humans without being seen because he can’t just let anyone die

Bruce didn’t really think through rescuing Hal. He just saw him drowning and made a split second decision. But now this stupid human is flirting with him and apparently his stupid children already like him.

not enough ppl talk about the fact that a Lot of people in-universe think batman is dating bruce wayne

more of a crack prompt, but do you think billy batson can say emojis out loud because of the wisdom of solomon???? the pronounciation/saying the emojis’s weird and disoriented but for some reason everybody knows whats he’s saying

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*JL meeting*

batman: captain marvel, are you even listening

billy: ⁉️⁉️⁉️

batman: how in the world

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*batman and green lantern arguing during a meeting, with obvious sexual tension in the air*

billy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GL: what the fuck?????

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green arrow: ok, let’s play guess the word, cap, you go first

billy: k

billy: 🐜

GA:

billy: guess the word 

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billy: 👨, 👁 🥺🍜👉 now

wonder woman: i speak many languages and this is not one of them

WW: someone please translate

billy, absolutely done /w translating his emoji words: man, i need ramen right now

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billy, frustrated: 🤬🤬🤬

JL: