Clark Kent, Editing A 100k Superman/bruce Wayne Porn Fic: This Is For Educational Purposes. 

For Character Bingo how about Drift

My opinions are not popular because I still like my Drift seasoned with a soupcon of kook. He plays up his spirituality to achieve an effect (mostly provoking Ratchet), but he actually does believe in that shit. It's just funnier if the contradiction is real. He's manipulative. He's cynical. He's a stone cold killer. But he was also physically rebuilt and socially deprogrammed by a crunchy granola back-to-the-land utopian cult during an extremely impressionable period in his life, so yeah, he really is into herbal healing and will gamely read your star chart. What's delicious is you can never really tell if he's shitting you or not. Dream diary? Sure. You nod and agree, because you're kind of terrified of him.

sometimes the dream smp feels like a small fandom. sometimes it feels like a small, little cozy place for just us, the people that like it, and the streamer. sometimes, in the middle of a chill alt stream where alex and karl are talking about how they first met, it feels like our own little nook of the internet.

then i see cody ko get trending on twitter for quackityhq — the reddit and discord’s got talent guy — merely saying his name once, accidentally.

then i see fucking dwane johnson reply to tommyinnit — a kid that still lives with his parents and gained 3 million subscribers in one year — wishing him happy birthday.

then i see matpat & fuckin game theory make a video on wilbur soot — a man that wrote a little hamilton inspired story for him and his friends to have fun with — and talking about his writing in depth.

then i see the rolling stone make an article on the dream smp.

then i see pewdiepie, the biggest youtuber ever, defending karl jacobs — best friend of another one of the biggest and most successful youtubers ever — and saying not to send him hate.

then i see lovejoy, wilbur soot’s band, hit #1 on the uk and #2 on the us itunes charts, the day after their debut.

then i see lil nas x, the fucking horses in the back guy, the same guy that performed at the grammys with worldwide hit boyband bts, join the dream smp and play with ranboo — a kid that isn’t even allowed to order pizza to his house — karl jacobs and corpse husband.

then i see a woman on fucking fox news, on live national television, talk about her pet chicken she named after badboyhalo, a lighthearted minecraft streamer that pranks his friends and doesn’t ever swear.

then i realize, it’s The Dream SMP.

then it hits me.

then it all hits me.

everybody knows what the dream smp is.

everybody knows who these people are.

and any post of yours could end up on an article.

any comment you make could be their next ongoing joke in all their streams.

these people get trending across social media everyday.

these people are fucking celebrities.

and what do they do?

play Minecraft.

Little victories

nuggets ahoy

Ace Attorneys.

HC: wally and jon would be people that would sing annoying songs like “chug jug with you” and “revenge (captainsparklez parody)” and more

a quickie scribble, suggested by @venividivictorious, because this is hilarious and i doodled it on break

That’s life, baby! 🎆

probably should have saved a handful of these for december but i’m not about to wait that long

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