More Of A Crack Prompt, But Do You Think Billy Batson Can Say Emojis Out Loud Because Of The Wisdom Of

surely someone has made this before

Oliver: Here kid, buy yourself a candy bar or something

Billy:

Billy: This is $100, what the fuck kind of candy bar am I supposed to buy with this?

Barry: Wow man, who just gives a 10-year-old 100 bucks?

Bruce, quickly tucking $100 back into his pocket: Yeah, that's ridiculous

hmm…

For Character Bingo how about Drift

My opinions are not popular because I still like my Drift seasoned with a soupcon of kook. He plays up his spirituality to achieve an effect (mostly provoking Ratchet), but he actually does believe in that shit. It's just funnier if the contradiction is real. He's manipulative. He's cynical. He's a stone cold killer. But he was also physically rebuilt and socially deprogrammed by a crunchy granola back-to-the-land utopian cult during an extremely impressionable period in his life, so yeah, he really is into herbal healing and will gamely read your star chart. What's delicious is you can never really tell if he's shitting you or not. Dream diary? Sure. You nod and agree, because you're kind of terrified of him.

probably should have saved a handful of these for december but i’m not about to wait that long

AU where the court stenographer writes Steel Samurai fanfic and one time when listening to Narumitsu yell innuendos at each other during court, they get inspiration for their Magisteel fic.

Whilst this would normally go completely unnoticed, the fact that the Chief Prosecutor is a huge Steel Samurai nerd means that he notices when things he’s said in court start being quoted by the Evil Magistrate in the fic he’s reading…

Hal: Oh just so you know, it’s very muggy outside. 

Bruce: 

Bruce: Hal, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn

Hal: *sips coffee from bowl*

“that’s not what heroes do”

cant believe dc said that batman cant get it 

poor tim, he just wanted to show off for once

tim rocking up to family dinner, new boyfriend in tow, thinking that he’s going to be the center of attention that night only for jason to simply be there and therefore steal the spotlight. absolutely horrible how dare he.