Oliver: Here Kid, Buy Yourself A Candy Bar Or Something

hey kid

nuggets ahoy

John: let me see what you have!

Billy: A knife! ( Turn his attention to a demon or something)

John: Good, aim for the stomach

Billy: (covered in blood) That was fun.

John: (also covered in blood) You did good, I say this calls for ice cream

(Cut to Billy and John eating ice cream, while a horrified shopkeeper watches)

Prompt 172

Person A and Person B are meme trash/ broke college students so what they do for Christmas is give each other a box and recite that whole line from Spongebob where they’re like “I couldn’t afford to get you anything this year so I got you this box”. Their friends cringe in pity.

cuddling

Transformers "More Than Meets The Eye" comic has recently torpedoed me down the feelsy space car robots hellhole, an therefore i present a sketchy collection of Lost Light crew as homo sapiens. I had SO MUCH fun coming up with the designs! Now off to actually learn how to draw robots i guess

FUDJJSJDKDKDJDJ FINALLY

he’s BI. it’s confirmed guys.

Oh, and happy gaypocalypse season!

batfam be like WE HAVE TO CAREFULLY DECIDE WHO WILL CONTINUE THE BATMAN MANTLE and flashfam be like everybody gets to be the flash

sometimes the dream smp feels like a small fandom. sometimes it feels like a small, little cozy place for just us, the people that like it, and the streamer. sometimes, in the middle of a chill alt stream where alex and karl are talking about how they first met, it feels like our own little nook of the internet.

then i see cody ko get trending on twitter for quackityhq — the reddit and discord’s got talent guy — merely saying his name once, accidentally.

then i see fucking dwane johnson reply to tommyinnit — a kid that still lives with his parents and gained 3 million subscribers in one year — wishing him happy birthday.

then i see matpat & fuckin game theory make a video on wilbur soot — a man that wrote a little hamilton inspired story for him and his friends to have fun with — and talking about his writing in depth.

then i see the rolling stone make an article on the dream smp.

then i see pewdiepie, the biggest youtuber ever, defending karl jacobs — best friend of another one of the biggest and most successful youtubers ever — and saying not to send him hate.

then i see lovejoy, wilbur soot’s band, hit #1 on the uk and #2 on the us itunes charts, the day after their debut.

then i see lil nas x, the fucking horses in the back guy, the same guy that performed at the grammys with worldwide hit boyband bts, join the dream smp and play with ranboo — a kid that isn’t even allowed to order pizza to his house — karl jacobs and corpse husband.

then i see a woman on fucking fox news, on live national television, talk about her pet chicken she named after badboyhalo, a lighthearted minecraft streamer that pranks his friends and doesn’t ever swear.

then i realize, it’s The Dream SMP.

then it hits me.

then it all hits me.

everybody knows what the dream smp is.

everybody knows who these people are.

and any post of yours could end up on an article.

any comment you make could be their next ongoing joke in all their streams.

these people get trending across social media everyday.

these people are fucking celebrities.

and what do they do?

play Minecraft.

Bucky Barnes Bruce Wayne

🤝

Drinking coffee straight out of the coffee pot while watching their boyfriends make breakfast