Me @ The Multiple AUs Ive Made: Oh God Please No

what about the 10 year old’s pet tiger and the taxi driver to the mean bisexual lol

Sometimes a friend group is a hot wizard, a 10 year old boy and a mean bisexual

au where everything is the same but they have phones

theres so much potential for this; i could imagine these scenarios happening when billy’s /w the older league members (it’s all vine refs tho)

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billy: *playing with a toy in the watchtower caf*

green arrow: *accidentally knocks the toy off from billy’s hands*

billy: 

billy, looking at GA dead in the eye: ADAM

GA: *confusion*

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*at a JL meeting*

superman: captain marvel, did you even pay attention? 

billy, on auto-pilot: what up, im Jared, i’m 19, and i never fuckin’ learnt how to read

everyone: 👁👄👁

billy: wAIT NO-

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billy to batman and superman: 2 bros, sitting in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

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billy, sparring with wonder woman: i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

wonder woman: *confusion*

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nobody: 

billy, in a high-pitched voice: wHeN WiLl YoU LeARn?! WhEn WilL yOu LeArN THat YoUr AcTiOns HaVe COnSeQuEnCeS?!

i love the idea of all the younger heroes making vine, tiktok, and tumblr meme references and all of the older league members being confused af whereas Billy just be dropping refs right in to everyday conversation like it's nothing making the young heroes lose their minds cuz his comedic timing is impeccable

Protagonist and Antagonist host a slumber party together and several good/evil/neutral supporting characters are invited.

was watching this video and found this golden comment:

does this apply to john, billy (he was a kinda (???) a troublemaker in the comics,,), chas, zatanna and tawny respectively???

tommy, tubbo, jack and niki: are you doing lore, george?

this has probably already been done but

I legit can’t wait for Billy to face a powerful deity and act casual with them like he just met a long lost friend from highschool. 

Or reunited with his online friend who didn’t play Minecraft for a couple of years (even though the friend was like: “I’ll see you tomorrow” and never went back online). 

idk. The thought of Billy Batson casually interacting with powerful beings of the universe is something I want to write but can’t. 

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1. “Sup, wanna play minecraft?” 

“Champion of magic, what the f u c k”

2. “...thats why the universe is a large soup for the gods” 

“... what the fuck?”