What About The 10 Year Old’s Pet Tiger And The Taxi Driver To The Mean Bisexual Lol

Divine Twitch Chat come through 🤺

Also B/W version cause they kinda slap

I will always find solace in the fact that Billy Batson is too poor to be an iPad kid.

gods and their favorites

it is OOC but this has SO MUCH GOOD POTENTIAL 

they also give off the vibes of “i lost my bitchass dog again” meme but the owner/creator of the poster is billy and the dog is constantine because billy unknowingly keeps constantine in check. 

constantine has to cut half of the shady shit he’s doing because hes in charge of a magic child now 

For gods sake, let John Constantine adopt Billy Batson. Do they have much cannon interactions? No. Are their personalities foils of each-others? YES.

Its literally the trope of ‘bitter badass adopts sunshine child.’

Think of the goddamn shenanigans! (Slams table)

(sorry to my beloved wife for saying this again but.) DILF CONSTANTINE

It’s out of character, you say. It doesn’t make sense, you say. Yeah you’re right, but let me have this.

Hal isn’t a DILF but he is canonically both the Hot Uncle and the Cool Uncle and we must acknowledge that more

so diluc is 5’10

Sappy romantic Shadow and brainrot cringe Sonic

hi ace attorney fandom LOL

this was an actual conversation i had with my friends through text ;))

(im apollo)