Protagonist and Antagonist host a slumber party together and several good/evil/neutral supporting characters are invited.
Okay but hear me out—
Wally sometimes dreams of the Speedforce and doesn’t treat it as a nightmare. He’ll go almost perfectly still and his breathing and heart rate would drop, almost as if he died. It’s deeper than sleep.
Bruce’ll wake up to the sudden stillness and for a second, he thinks Wally is dead (almost always, that’s the first thing that pops up no matter how many times he’s dealt with this before). He’ll watch Wally slowly and surely, unblinking.
When Wally wakes up from the dream, he’ll turn over and see Bruce staring. He’ll push his head to the crook of his neck, tracing nondescript patterns down Bruce’s back, mouthing silent apologies.
i read one good chaeya fic and now im obsessed
I legit can’t wait for Billy to face a powerful deity and act casual with them like he just met a long lost friend from highschool.
Or reunited with his online friend who didn’t play Minecraft for a couple of years (even though the friend was like: “I’ll see you tomorrow” and never went back online).
idk. The thought of Billy Batson casually interacting with powerful beings of the universe is something I want to write but can’t.
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1. “Sup, wanna play minecraft?”
“Champion of magic, what the f u c k”
2. “...thats why the universe is a large soup for the gods”
“... what the fuck?”
The girls compiled. Took quite some time to finish drawing but well it was worth it
Hal isn’t a DILF but he is canonically both the Hot Uncle and the Cool Uncle and we must acknowledge that more
Bruce: I hate it here
Justice League: *needs Hal’s help with a mission*
Hal: *somewhere in outer space*
Barry: THE FLASH IS THE LAMEST SUPERHERO IN EXISTENCE
Hal: *zooming in to earth from space* WHOEVER SAID THAT YOUR MOM’S A HOE
Barry: *on the verge of tears* My mama is dead
Hal, currently squeezing Barry to death: Aww baby I know
Bruce: I hate this fucking job
reblogging this because this is going to be inspiration for a fic
(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing
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due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous
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the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????
billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?
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i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid
green arrow: how's life with your dads?
billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?
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when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits
superman: i see you have gotten some...habits
billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???
This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.
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Captain Marvel: (Injured)
Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.
Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k
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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.
Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!
The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶
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