I Wish I Could Be The Kind, Courageous, And Generous Employee The Customers Think I Am. Like Sir, I'm

My brother told me he knows my Tumblr and all my other accounts because I use the same username each time, so Big Bro, if you’re reading this:

NERD

Maybe I would actually eat if I didn’t have to change out of my pajamas before going upstairs.

I CANNOT FIND THAT ONE FANFICTION I THOUGHT I HAD SAVED DID IT GET DELETED BECAUSE I KNOW I SAW IT ON MY SAVED TITLES MULTIPLE TIMES WHERE DID IT GO

My mom literally got mad at my brother because he grabbed a purple towel instead of a blue one. She really said, “I’m not like this open-minded generation. I’m not like you guys.” Like, okay???? We know???? That’s not something to be proud of mother

It always annoys me when villains in children’s shows are so pathetic. They’re like “yes I am the most evil thing there is” but the most they do is inconvenience the protagonist, and mostly they just sit back and send some clone to do the dirty work. Like I know these are for children, but I really just want a villain that’s actually evil. I think I’m just looking in the wrong place but I don’t know where to actually look.

One of my fears is that I'll one day become famous through writing novels, but one well-meaning person is going to try and cancel me for plagiarizing the story idea from online, and then I will have to prove my innocence by revealing both my Wattpad and my Tumblr accounts

KAVETHAM IN VEGAS

That is all

@thoughtsofagremlin

AYO

HEY

HEY OH MY GOODNESS YOU MADLAD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITED I WAS

I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT AT FIRST AND I JUST SAT THERE STARING AT THE NOTIFICATION UNTIL IT SUNK IN AND I WAS SO EXCITED LISTEN THANK YOU YOU'VE BLESSED US ALL

I see your "Kaveh gets hurt and Alhaitham is forced to face his feelings and confesses before it's too late", but I raise you: "Alhaitham gets hurt and confesses because he's too out of it to have the filter that's usually keeping him from complimenting Kaveh at every turn"

I FORGOT TO UPDATE ON THE VENDING MACHINE’S SLOT 66

Okay so I got the raspberry Twinkies, but unlike what I was expecting, they were just regular Twinkies with a raspberry-flavored coating. They were incredibly far too sweet, and I had a hard time finishing them. Anyways.

Today I learned that all the little stories I wrote in high school got deleted because I didn’t save them to my other account, but it’s kind of fine because I don’t actually remember what any of them were. Still, I’m a little disappointed.